Minor things that annoy you

I have a couple:

1) 2FA. Yesterday, I went to log into amazon... that decided they had to send me an e-mail to verify who I am... to an e-mail address that also decided that it needed to send a request to another e-mail address to let me sign in. This bullshit can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

2) Stones causing cracks in my windscreen... and stone chips in general :(
 
Sneezing. It annoys me when people sneeze.


I could go on with dumb things that annoy me but there ain’t no where that has the bandwidth for that..
 
Oh and electric car drivers... Why in the utter fuck do they drive so goddamn slow? That car theoretically accelerates nearly as fast as mine. What are you doing, jerking it to your energy efficiency stats? trying to see how far you can go on a single charge? The one and only fucking, thing those pieces of shit do well is accelerate quickly in a straight line AND YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP...

Then there's the other half of Tesla drivers who try and race me at the lights... do not even get me started on those tards...
 
Death, it annoys the crap out of me....unless it happens to people I don't like.
 
Oh and electric car drivers... Why in the utter fuck do they drive so goddamn slow? That car theoretically accelerates nearly as fast as mine. What are you doing, jerking it to your energy efficiency stats? trying to see how far you can go on a single charge? The one and only fucking, thing those pieces of shit do well is accelerate quickly in a straight line AND YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP...

Then there's the other half of Tesla drivers who try and race me at the lights... do not even get me started on those tards...

I also get Hybrid Toyota Corallas trying to race me and theres a Hybrid Totyota Camry taxi in my area who always wants to try it on. Im like dude, you arent driving a Plaid.
 
People leaving their shopping carts in the parking space adjacent to where they were parked. Those cart corrals are typically within fifty feet of virtually any given spot in the big stores. Even when they aren’t, it doesn’t take much time and takes virtually minimal effort to go wheel the thing back to the store.

There are far worse infractions, even of the mundane kind, but any time I see one of those lingering in a parking space because someone just figured, “hey, someone else’s problem” I think of Costanza: “we’re living in a society here!”
I'm willing to bet almost everyone who does that is an insufferable person.
 
so many things, right?

but the people who stop at a stop sign ifo you and sit there.....and sit there...

GTFO my way, dipfuck.
 
At the Sam's Club here, there's a ramp up to either go to 2F Walmart parking or 3F Sam's Club. Often dumbasses coming down the ramp drive so damn close to the center line or cross it not giving cars going up safe room to drive up. It might be short people who can't see over the steering wheel and assume other cars are much narrower than theirs.
 
People who don't signal

People, online, who use "meh" or "nah"

People who use the phrase "just saying"

People who use the shoulder shrug emoji
 
Not really minor: Computer scared teh shit out of me when like often due to computer and operating system or antivirus update background shit slowed the computer to a crawl and web browser stopped responding got a "Hard Error" on Windows Explorer and failed repeatedly to launch Task Manager to try to restart Windows Explorer, which I suspect controls stuff like being able to power down or restart via screen menu, active window taskbar buttons. Didn't want to force a power down by holding down physical power button and risk fooking up the harddrive. I remembered from before you can lock the screen via WIN + L and then when you click the mouse to enter your password, instead, the bottom right corner has buttons with options to power down or restart from there and did that. It then was taking forever like either it was stuck or was going to take 10 hours or something. Took a poop and came back and apparently computer did successfully restart and got back into Windows ok.

Before that, while driving, in maybe 5 minute stretch, huge wide Toyota Tundra decided to overflow into my lane blocking me so I couldn't turn left and if I creeped to my right, cars behind me would have clipped my car. After the turn, some jackass tried to reverse park with like maybe four of his relatives at the curb giving him directions and blocking the street. Right after that, some dumbass decided to merge in front of me with almost zero clearance and had to brake to not crash into that car.

Before that, noticed at the store parking lot, some Toyota Tacoma decided to park in a way to take up two parking stalls like he's the King of the World. All the commoners must use one parking stall. The stalls there are decent sized too.
 
Trying to peel a hard boiled egg and end up mangling it. It's such a minor thing, but it will absolutely wreck my day.
 
Musicians who bill themselves as performing only under their name. Unless you're out there playing every instrument while you sing, you're not a "solo" act, and it doesn't matter how big your name is.
 
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