Minor things that annoy you

When you ask your friend to pick you up at the airport at a specific time and they don't leave the house until you text them that you've arrived. And you spend the next 40 minutes looking for their car and watching everyone else from your flight leave. :mad:
Don’t worry as you get older you will experience hundreds of disappointments in your life . Waiting at the airport for 40 minutes will seem like nothing’
 
-people who take crosswalk literally. Run motherfucker. I’m waiting.

-People who put their bare feet on the dash or hanging out the car window. It’s very gay in the rare instance I see guys do it and trashy if girls do it.

I don’t even care if the girls are fine. I want them to lose their leg when they do it. One of my favorite parts in Death Proof is when Jungle Julia loses her leg because she had it hanging out the window. Even a foot connoisseur like Tarantino wants to see foot danglers punished
 
Orcs have an aversion to nature. Which unlike in films, means they can't stand darkness. Walking/running/cycling along paths when it's dark, they blast powerful LED lights around and in front of them, ruining the natural darkness for everyone. Sometimes you can see the lights for miles.

They also illuminate the outside of their houses, garages etc. with harsh, blaring LED light all night, every night.

They will not endure even relative darkness for five seconds, they will switch on their smartphone torch or an LED light.

They apparently can't stand for nature to just exist without being interfered with in some way. They constantly concrete over the countryside, however even when there's a designated 'nature area' they will spend massive amounts of time, energy and money interfering with it, planting such and such, removing such and such, adding fountains or whatever.

They litter. They like to roll down their car windows in national parks and throw non-biodegradeable litter from 100 miles away into the countryside. They throw litter on the floor six feet from a (non-full) bin. They put recyclable rubbish in the landfill bin and vice versa.

Of course they talk in the cinema/theatre and blast their phones in public places as well. The worst being public transport, as you're trapped in a small place with them.
 
When people drink half a cup of coffee or milk and then put the cup sitting upright in the sink and walk away

Is it really that hard to tip out the liquid and put it in the dishwasher right next to the sink?

But even if you can’t muster up the gumption to do all that couldn’t you at least put the cup in the sink upside down so I don’t come to my sink and see old milk or half and half coagulating hours later?

Oh and my inability to shake off the constant sorrows I feel knowing one day I will die and you lot will have to suffer in a dark Toasty-less dystopian wasteland hellscape without my shinning sun to light your skies

But mostly the fucking upright half filled cups in me sink
 
when my child is shuffling his slippers on the floor. It’s nothing major, but it’s so annoying, especially when I have a headache
 
When people drink half a cup of coffee or milk and then put the cup sitting upright in the sink and walk away

Is it really that hard to tip out the liquid and put it in the dishwasher right next to the sink?

But even if you can’t muster up the gumption to do all that couldn’t you at least put the cup in the sink upside down so I don’t come to my sink and see old milk or half and half coagulating hours later?

Oh and my inability to shake off the constant sorrows I feel knowing one day I will die and you lot will have to suffer in a dark Toasty-less dystopian wasteland hellscape without my shinning sun to light your skies

But mostly the fucking upright half filled cups in me sink

I have this one friend who never finishes his drink/can. You bring him a beer he will drink it half and the rest will just sit there for hours and start to smell and its annoying to wash the smell out because it has been sitting. I bring him shot glasses now for the beer as a joke but he still not finishing the drink. Maybe he is saving it for a fallout scenario?
 
I have this one friend who never finishes his drink/can. You bring him a beer he will drink it half and the rest will just sit there for hours and start to smell and its annoying to wash the smell out because it has been sitting. I bring him shot glasses now for the beer as a joke but he still not finishing the drink. Maybe he is saving it for a fallout scenario?
Leaving even a single drop of beer in a can was a punishable offense amongst my friends when I was a drunken high schooler.

If you were caught doing this a “dog pile on the rabbit” could be called. At that point all available were supposed to chase down the rabbit and pile on top of them as if a crucial fumble had just happened in an Nfl game

Your friend would not have survived long

This also might explain my avatar of a drinking and crying rabbit now that I think on it

God I miss stupid fun shit like a good dog pile
 
I don’t get why people don’t eat their pizza crusts. What is wrong with it? Everyone that I know likes breadsticks, if anything take the pizza crust and dunk it in sauce like a breadstick and eat the damn thing.
 
Bad table manners

People that chew with their mouth open should be given a Mike Tyson uppercut.
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