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Minor things that annoy you

Mostly driving related.

Car in front of me at a stop light in right turn lane. No cars are coming from the left but they won't turn until the light turns green. It's a free right turn MF!

At stop light, it turns green and car in front takes 5 seconds to move. Quit staring at your phone and go MF! Then if I honk they get pissed and flip me off like it's my fault. Really MF!?

At stop sign taking left turn. Cross traffic doesn't have to stop. So I am waiting for a car coming from my left to pass by. Then they make a right turn onto the street I am coming from. No turn signal. Thanks for wasting my time MF!

I have many more but I'm already about to blow a gasket. Learn how to drive MF's!!
 
People who whistle.

I want to punch them in the fucking throat. Then masturbate while I watch them choke on their own blood. :mad:

People who talk in the cinema while the movie is playing? See above.
 
Having set appointment time for chemo but always having to lay in a hospital bed for average 3 hours for the pharmacy to prepare it

People that are habitually late for everything

People that don’t use headphones and play music on phone speakers or Bluetooth speaker in public or transit

Dumbasses *who own dogs that can’t control them or don’t leash them in public

Been there, done that, my brother.

Good luck. Stay strong.

Fuck cancer.
 
1. Where there is a long line of cars at an exit ramp and several assholes drive all the way to the front and try to cut in actually stopping the middle lane. FUCK THEM.

2. Servers who are rude. Bitch get another job if you can't pretend to be polite.

3. Mosquitos. Fuck those bastards.
 
People who buy a cart full of groceries with an EBT card and then go out to the parking lot and drive away in a brand new Lexus.

Stores that have one checkout line with a cashier but have three employees trying to get you to use the self checkout.

People who don't pickup their dog's poop in public places.

People who don't cover their mouths when they cough.
 
Those newer high efficiency boilers
Hot water always runs out and half the time I go to put the tap on you have to run the water for 10 minutes then wait a bit, then turn the tap on again to actually get hot water
Dosent seem so efficient to me if you have to waste so much water
 
People in a cash register line who get served and are then surprised they have to pay and spend 30 seconds rooting around in their purse/wallet for cards/cash.

How can they be caught unaware by this?

When you walk up to a counter/cashier/checkout and the person just stares at you and doesn’t even say hello or how can I help you? I just stare back.
 
Today at the cash register the cashier rang in my groceries, then ignored me for a couple of minutes while she gossiped with her coworker. She didn’t even set up the machine so I could tap my card and pay, and bag my groceries. I just stood there like an idiot thinking wtf. I had to prompt her to scan my card, then prompt her again to claim my shitty marvel cards lmao. Never had that happen before. I wasn’t mad, just baffled. But she’s new, and young, so whatever. I know they aren’t getting paid enough for this bullshit. Boomers will argue with me on that but I said what I said.
 
I am annoyed when my friend asks me to pick him up at the airport. Like bitch, call an Uber.
 
People knocking on a locked bathroom door knowing someone is in there.
 
When people drive their big ass truck and boat that's on a trailer through the fucking McDonalds drive through. Told a guy off real good on the weekend for doing that dumb shit.
 
When a you pull the sheets out of the dryer and 1 pillow case is still damped rolled up into a ball inside your bed sheet :mad:
just hang it on something bro it will dry eventually. <lol>
 
When people drive their big ass truck and boat that's on a trailer through the fucking McDonalds drive through. Told a guy off real good on the weekend for doing that dumb shit.
I dont see a problem with this assuming they can handle/navigate the drive through properly. If anything Im impressed, doesnt impact me in the slightest.
 
Shopping carts not being returned to designated location

there is an intersection near my house where I swear like 80% of the people dont use their turn single. Im always going left and the people facing me from the opposite side are almost always going left as well since that is a main street. However Ill be sitting there waiting for the light to turn green and they wont have their turn single on so I have to assume they are going straight when it does turn green which results in me yielding to them in the middle of the intersection only for them to ultimately turn left and wasting my time.

I used to live near a mcdonalds and at the drive through, they would always try to guess what you wanted for sides instead of just asking you. If I ordered a chicken nugget meal, they would immediately say "with BBQ dipping sauce?". Id have to tell them no I wanted it with sweet and sour. Then they would follow it up with and "do you want a coke for the drink?" Id have to tell them no Id take it with a sprite. I think they figure it speeds up the process by assuming that i want the most common sides but if they just waited a second to let me finish my order or if they just asked me what I wanted Id tell them and we could make it go by quick. Eventually I started to just tell them "nope" and then wait for them to ask me which made the whole thing take even longer but I did it out of spite for them annoying me. That was the only fast food place Ive ever seen them do that all the time.
 
flogs with no patience who will pull out of a carpark and stop, straddling one lane & holding up a pile of traffic in one direction , then expect you coming in the opposite direction to stop and let them in with the inevitable shoulder shrug , like it is you that is holding up the traffic when you dont.
Reading social media, especially dash cam videos for example where its obviously someone's fault , and there is always,just always someone who says it was the innocent parties fault..Social media letting thick as shit dumbarses have an opinion.
people who are late
Blanket work emails...I just really dont give a shit that the lunch truck has arrived, or Joey from accounts has just proposed.
Slow drivers who sit 10 under the limit, or take just forever to get to the speed limit..ffs just drive.
people who make a mistake and try and soften or spread the blame... just own that shit, learn from it and move on.
 
When you wake up a see a text from a friend letting you know that someone you went to high school with 35 or 6 years ago died.

And you were friends with that person from 4th grade until like 9th grade, but then you started partying and got in with the "cool" kids and kinda left that friend behind.....So you feel like shit for having not been a truly good friend like all those fucking after school specials and Inside Out 2 show you you should've been...

So now your depressed because someone you haven't spoken to in almost 4 decades died and you wouldn't even know if fucking social media didn't exist or your friend respected the fact that you don't do social media to avoid exactly this kind of feeling

Then they send you shots of all the people you also haven't seen in 4 decades saying nice things about that person, even though you saw them treat that person like dirt for the 4 years they were in school together..

So now I'm angry at the hypocrisy of all the people that evidently don't feel guilty at all for rejecting this person that you at least treated as a friend for a number of years,,,,,No they just front and virtue signal their own kindness by typing a few cliches making them look all sad and say how special and kind that person was when you were young, but had he asked them for a date or if he could come to the kegger, they would've laughed in his face......

Oh and the same person just finished sending you a shit ton of pictures from the reunion these people just had and how the 1 really hot girl from Jr. high School is still amazingly hot while the rest of us have all crumbled to shit. I mean what the fuck is it where one person gets perfect genetics and evidently has a stress free 4 decades or so that leaves not a wrinkle or ounce of fat on them and the rest of us turn into bulbous vile piles of randomly hairy putrid goo?

So basically I am annoyed at Mike. Yeah Mike. Mike is the fucking problem,,,,,

Not that I was a clueless stoned idiot bumblefucking my way through social situations and not living up to my own internal standards of honor and friendship and decency. Or that I failed at accepting myself for the genetically inferior creation I am but still loving myself and manifesting joy and love throughout the universe while projecting confidence and pursuing my passions and not peeing myself a little and going all Raj Koothrapali around even mildly attractive females

Nope the problem is Mike,,,,,,fuck him and his fucking facebook account. how do you block motherfuckers like mike on your phone?
 
I encounter these on average more than once a day.


Scenario One

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Scenario Two

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oh an people that post inscrutable notes with random letters and arrows drawn poorly on lined paper. see it all the time
 
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