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https://www.essentiallysports.com/b...-it-mike-tyson-pleads-guilty-to-cheating/amp/
Arguably one of the greatest boxers of all time, Mike Tyson has admitted to cheating on his previous drug tests. Speaking on his podcast with current Vice President of Athlete Health and Performance for the UFC, Jeff Novitzky, the former heavyweight champion pleaded guilty and stated that he has used a “Whizzinator” in his previous drug tests.
Tyson said, “It was awesome, man. I put my baby’s urine in it. And sometimes, one time I was using my wife’s and my wife was like ‘Baby you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something.’ And I said Nah, so we ain’t gonna use you any more, we’re gonna use the kid. Cuz I got scared that the pi** might come back pregnant.”
Damn, that's disappointing.
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Thoughts?
What sample collector is going to have the stones to closely examine prime Iron Mike's junk while he's pissing, confident that he won't go nuts, claim they're gay-perving on him, and bathroom-stall-stomp them?