Mighty Mouse in UFC 1

Sorry, he's just too bloody small. What was he going to do, put a trampoline in the middle of the octagon so he could try to punch Ken and Gordeau in the face?
 
BisexualMMA said:
Sorry, he's just too bloody small. What was he going to do, put a trampoline in the middle of the octagon so he could try to punch Ken and Gegard in the face?
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Mighty Mouse destroys any version of Ken Shamrock, with or without a trampoline.
 
Coolidge said:
Mighty Mouse destroys any version of Ken Shamrock, with or without a trampoline.
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Absolutely not. That is flyweight supporting hyperbole at its finest.
 
First MM would lose to almost everyone in that tournament since points did not matter, they all had at least some skill and he would not be able to overcome the size and if by some miracle he did get past first round he would be so beat up he would never make it through the 2nd. Than guys like Ken would have crippled him.

Second where does this idea that Royce was small or weak come from ? Royce is 6 feet tall was crazy tough and just because he was smaller than some of the freaks that were in the tournament he was by no means weak.
 
BisexualMMA said:
Sorry, he's just too bloody small. What was he going to do, put a trampoline in the middle of the octagon so he could try to punch Ken and Gordeau in the face?
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Isn't Ken like 5'11? You can punch somebody 8 inches taller in the face, Hunto has seen worse. :D
 
chefa said:
First MM would lose to almost everyone in that tournament since points did not matter, they all had at least some skill and he would not be able to overcome the size and if by some miracle he did get past first round he would be so beat up he would never make it through the 2nd. Than guys like Ken would have crippled him.
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Says who? What would prevent Mighty Mouse from double legging Art Jimmerson and locking in a sub? You think he would muscle out of these techniques he'd be applying?
 
Coolidge said:
Says who? What would prevent Mighty Mouse from double legging Art Jimmerson and locking in a sub? You think he would muscle out of these techniques he'd be applying?
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I think MM could beat a lot of the guys with no TDD or ground game, Ken might be tough to beat though (although he can punch him without a trampoline lol)
 
Coolidge said:
Says who? What would prevent Mighty Mouse from double legging Art Jimmerson and locking in a sub? You think he would muscle out of these techniques he'd be applying?
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I love how people selectively read things see the first sentence of my post, you know the part I said "ALMOST EVERYONE"
 
Well he would have been 7 years old so probably not very well
 
moogie101 said:
I get your point that MM could do well against bigger untrained guys, but there was some decent & very tough fighters in the early UFC's. Obviously nowhere near the level of the current well-rounded & conditioned athletes but still tough fighters.

The Alternate Jason Delucia would have kicked his ass & looking down the list of the actual tournament competitors there's not many I think he'd beat.

Obviously Art Jimmerson who was clueless but whilst the rest had limited ability they were considerably bigger & most came in with some form of full contact fighting background. I think MM gets starched by most of them. And anyone who says otherwise is clearly just a manlet projecting his frustrations on the world...
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Jason would have only won cause of witchcraft...
 
He was thoroughly cucked by Brad Pickett at Bantamweight. He'd get literally murdered at UFC 1. Plus, the format wouldn't allow him to duck legit competition.
 
He probably would have been introduced as "Demetrious Mighty Johnson Mouse" by Rich Goins and Jim Brown would have chuckled a lot at the spectacle of seeing such a tiny athlete running rings around his opponent and eventually winning via exhaustion.

There would also be many, many references to Scrappy Doo made throughout the evening.

Also a groin height fighter in an tournament where groin strikes and headbutts were legal would have caused John McCain to ban the UFC quicker than the missile than banned him from NVN airspace.
 
robertsavalajr said:
Except he wouldn't have those mma skills because they weren't trained that way back then. MM would be athletic but only have 1 skill just like the other guys.
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That's clearly not the premise of the thread. You might as well say he would lose because he was 7 years old at the time.
 
Every current fighter in FLW, BW, FW and LW would get killed in OW UFC.



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