(MEGA) Fighter Norwood Discussion

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  1. Brock Tober

    Brock Tober Brown Belt

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    We need a Hair Club for Manlets.
     
  2. Mortal Wombat

    Mortal Wombat Red Belt

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    Drugs are bad mkay
     
  3. true_fan

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    Why fascination with hairline?
     
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  4. BEATDOWNS

    BEATDOWNS Gold Belt

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    Thank You mods for merging all these horrible threads...

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  5. BrickHitBack

    BrickHitBack You are necks!

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    Where I’m from, people w/ Ariel’s hairline get slapped.
     
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  6. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Silver Belt

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    why double hairline champ? '
     
  7. Kenny Powerth

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    Just a “heads up” a 3-second google search said 2/3’s of men go bald and 85% of men experience some sort of balding. I’m down with 99% of all sherdog jokes, but this is just weird.

    By the time it’s all said and done more than 3/4 of the UFC roster will have a hairline thread made for them.
     
  8. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Silver Belt

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    Such a small man (Cejudo) should not count, a large man with a receding hairline would still have enough hair to cover a tiny mans head, yes?
     
  9. magicmarker

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    Sherdog be like...
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  10. jk7707

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    I can't take any more of this hairline talk. Goodbye cruel world.

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  11. Shrewms

    Shrewms Banned Banned

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    If I start getting a hairline, I'd just straighten out my pubes then shave and put them on to thicken up the hairline. All Natty bro.
     
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  12. Rex Kwon Do

    Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    You don't have a hairline? So you're telling us you have full-blown alopecia?

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  13. TjDillashawCombo

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    In 2 years he went from almost beating a #1 lightweight in the world, to 1-4 record in UFC. Could this be a hairline related issue? Poor guy's only 26 years old

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  14. Shrewms

    Shrewms Banned Banned

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    Even a semi Alopecia wouldn't be enough to give me a hairline :(

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  15. TidWell

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    yes, the boy practically lived at the house with the maid/nanny mom that Arnold was banging, the reason it hurt so hard is because the maid was family an the kids and maria loved her, I bet you Maria liked her because she was ugly or not the type of woman you would expect a stud like Arnie to go after so she never expected it

    whats even crazier is Arnolds youngest son with the cankles and his bastard were born only a few days apart and are the same age, so Arnold knocked up his maid and maria at the same time or something like that. the bastard kid and the young son were super close they would play all the time now they no longer speak.

    Thats why its so shocking, Arnold is a Austrian so she didn't know him well, he has Barbarian blood through his veins and grew up poor, a lot of those foreign guys crave thick woman like that with big ass and tits and ugly faces.

    The little boy was mistaken for Arnolds son many times when friends of the family would go over who were not familiar with Arnold and Marias kids
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    Maria even praised her husband Arnold saying he even takes care of our Nannies son as if he were his own, taking the young boy to disneyland, the church, even being a father figure he never had, well the reason came out the reason is the boy was Arnolds son, that is why he was so close to the maids son because that was his own son

    you can tell Arnold has a special bond with the boy because he is the son he always wanted, same genetics, same happy and confident personality that Arnold has.

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    Here is Arnolds oldest son with the bastard at his first communion, they really were close, but no longer speak they shouldnt do this its wrong he is their brother and they should embrace him he never chose this, its pathetic and sad that arnolds kids hate this boy after finding out what happen.

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    And here is the son born in the same month as his Bastard
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  16. gono btw

    gono btw Rounds...

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    must suck to put so much effort in a thread..and see it quickly merged AND wastelanded...

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  17. Char Jawz

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  18. NHBfilipino222

    NHBfilipino222 Punishment.

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    They have to cut hair to make weight now.
     
  19. NoSmilez

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    Hair threads are the best. It just shows how God shaves their head for them to be closer to his light.....
     
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  20. dfoster

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    Must have been raised by his liberal momma. People on that side are known to blow up. “Be whatever you wanna be”
     

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