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Mayhem Miller is the one who started this.

mudrubble said:
Or she could even just brush her tongue properly. I've had to teach more than a few women to brush their tongue. It seems a good 10-20% of families don't practice tongue brushing. I say this because 10-20% of the women I've fucked had to be taught (and only one had resistance to learning - she refused and left). They were all surprised to find out this was an expectation. Several of them thanked me and told me they'd practice it for the rest of their lives.

There was a time when I literally refused to kiss women until we'd been intimate for some time. Then I pivoted to just bathing women myself on the first date and making sure they brushed their teeth and tongue before fucking them. This was back when most first dates were at my place, lol. I got some strange looks but when women want cock they will take some direction. Since doing the math I've figured out that about 10-20% of women have seemingly never even heard of brushing their tongues.

I think ppl need to talk to each other more about uncomfortable things. And it might be a good idea to wash a woman you don't know before you fuck her. Ideally with a wash cloth - another thing many women don't know anything about. Many pretty women think bathing is just a formality and their looks are sufficient to get whatever cock they want. And they're right most of the time. It's a rare guy who will tell a pretty woman he has to bathe her himself. But I also think pretty women like to not be put on pedestals and want to be told what to do so they admire the directness of your setting conditions for them to get that cock.

Someone should teach this poor lady about oral hygiene, agreed.
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You are lucky you met chicks who didn't refuse weird dude.
 
Andy Capp said:
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She's 35 in this picture.

And at 39,
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I meant on average of course you can find some exceptions and also alot of work done on these older celebrity women
 
Crash Lance said:




Strikeforce: Nashville was the event where Nathan Diaz, Gilbert Melendez, Nick Diaz, Jake Shields, and other assassins jumped Jason Miller like he was a dog.

To this day, I remember the cameras filming Nathan Diaz soccer kicking Miller like Nathan was Mirko Filipović.

I also remember that some users on Sherdog were calling Strikeforce: Nashville an event that was as boring (or more boring) as UFC 33 was.
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My take away after all these years from the event was Gus Johnson saying, "Gentlemen, we're on national television" with Maury groaning they blew their big chance on CBS with the Diaz brothers being the Diaz brothers.

 
slavomir said:
You are lucky you met chicks who didn't refuse weird dude.
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The way I see it they're lucky. They were all welcome to refuse. I was never desperate and I have enough game to replace a young woman fairly easily.
 
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Yashabo said:
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What fucking women have you been dating that would let you do that. Rapey af
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Joke is I used to do it to 100% of women as well. I've def learned that depending on how you talk to a woman they may allow a ton of things they normally don't. Life lessons....
 
spannered said:
Holy shit, this is too unreal to make up.

Bro, you realise tongues self clean, right? People who have built up shit on their tongue are typically unhealthy (liver, kidney, heart issues are big ones) or dehydrated or both.

I used to have a bit of a white coat at the back of my tongue and never in my life had been called out on bad breath. I quite drinking and cleaned up my lifestyle and almost overnight the white coating disappeared.

It's just a build up of bacterial that is fucking EVERWHERE from your lips to your anus.

The fact that you are that you are so OCD about oral health that you make chicks perform a surgical mouth cleansing before passing or fucking them....man. what your post skipped out is the amount of chicks that called you out on your bullshit and laughed as they walked out.

You know what other lips are loaded with bad bacterial? Vaginas. I'm guessing you know this and don't bother with the cleansing operation and have simply never eaten a pussy.

The internet brings the weird out of everyone.
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To each their own, brother. I don't consider tongues self cleaning, lol. But I'm picky.

I can only recall one young lady refusing. No hard feelings - she left but I don't remember her laughing. She also missed out on some good sex, and that was her right.

Fact is it was non negotiable so any of them could have left and I'd have been ok. I used to date 3-5 ladies at a time to have a manageable amount I could keep track of but enough for backup options. To each their own - everyone has a right to live, and obviously I never forced anyone to do anything they didn't want to be forced to do, lol.
 
CerebralKnievel said:
Imagine writing this garbage and believing you sound like you've ever even been with a woman.
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Imagine thinking about "how do I sound like I've ever been with a woman?"

THAT would be some real sad shit. If I cared if CerebralKnievel on Sherdog believed my stories I'd be in a serious situation, lol. I think I like your posts in general. But I couldn't care less who "believes me" or not. I'll never meet any of you guys. And, my good man, I have a life of memories that most men don't so I'm happy af with my dating past. I've never tried to be "normal" or middle of the road, and that's gotten me pretty damned far in my life, on all fronts, so I'm good.

Bathing women and making them brush their teeth is not the only peculiarity I've acted out that helped me shape my life my way. And I never trusted women to not be coming from their bf's house, or some other thing they didn't tell me. For all I know she might have just sucked cock an hour ago. No chance in hell I'd be kissing her until I know everything is at least recently cleaned. Same goes for "I literally just showered".

Calma. Relax. It's time to shower again, darling... everyone's a winner, lol.
 
mudrubble said:
Imagine thinking about "how do I sound like I've ever been with a woman?"

THAT would be some real sad shit. If I cared if CerebralKnievel on Sherdog believed my stories I'd be in a serious situation, lol. I think I like your posts in general. But I couldn't care less who "believes me" or not. I'll never meet any of you guys. And, my good man, I have a life of memories that most men don't so I'm happy af with my dating past. I've never tried to be "normal" or middle of the road, and that's gotten me pretty damned far in my life, on all fronts, so I'm good.

Bathing women and making them brush their teeth is not the only peculiarity I've acted out that helped me shape my life my way. And I never trusted women to not be coming from their bf's house, or some other thing they didn't tell me. For all I know she might have just sucked cock an hour ago. No chance in hell I'd be kissing her until I know everything is at least recently cleaned. Same goes for "I literally just showered".

Calma. Relax. It's time to shower again, darling... everyone's a winner, lol.
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I wish I had your daring, I have been with plenty of women coming from a bar or club and there have been plenty of times when the vagina has just been absolutely rank, I'm guessing from asscrack sweat seeping down onto the canal entrance. What I've done in the past is simple to administer a finger test. If it failed, I ejected / made up an excuse and got the hell out of there.

If only I were able to force them to shower and triple wash the crack, I could have saved a substantial margin of my failed same night lay attempts.
 
mudrubble said:
Or she could even just brush her tongue properly. I've had to teach more than a few women to brush their tongue. It seems a good 10-20% of families don't practice tongue brushing. I say this because 10-20% of the women I've fucked had to be taught (and only one had resistance to learning - she refused and left). They were all surprised to find out this was an expectation. Several of them thanked me and told me they'd practice it for the rest of their lives.

There was a time when I literally refused to kiss women until we'd been intimate for some time. Then I pivoted to just bathing women myself on the first date and making sure they brushed their teeth and tongue before fucking them. This was back when most first dates were at my place, lol. I got some strange looks but when women want cock they will take some direction. Since doing the math I've figured out that about 10-20% of women have seemingly never even heard of brushing their tongues.

I think ppl need to talk to each other more about uncomfortable things. And it might be a good idea to wash a woman you don't know before you fuck her. Ideally with a wash cloth - another thing many women don't know anything about. Many pretty women think bathing is just a formality and their looks are sufficient to get whatever cock they want. And they're right most of the time. It's a rare guy who will tell a pretty woman he has to bathe her himself. But I also think pretty women like to not be put on pedestals and want to be told what to do so they admire the directness of your setting conditions for them to get that cock.

Someone should teach this poor lady about oral hygiene, agreed.
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SouthpawSouthernFist said:
I wish I had your daring, I have been with plenty of women coming from a bar or club and there have been plenty of times when the vagina has just been absolutely rank, I'm guessing from asscrack sweat seeping down onto the canal entrance. What I've done in the past is simple to administer a finger test. If it failed, I ejected / made up an excuse and got the hell out of there.

If only I were able to force them to shower and triple wash the crack, I could have saved a substantial margin of my failed same night lay attempts.
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THIS.

Thing is I never played tough guy. Never played cool guy. Never played player. Never played type slick. Just insisted on being myself and it so happens I'm ACTUALLY an interesting person to most ppl, and especially women. And I know how to fuck to put most of my competition to shame.

Fact is, ppl stay in safe zones. We don't say what needs to be said on a number of fronts. I tend to say what I feel needs to be said. I'm respectful in how I deliver it, but I'm usually uncompromising. And there is a sweetness and a trust that a woman builds up with you when she has to go the extra mile. It builds a trust.

I'd bet all of those girls who you kicked out wanted cock, obv. And many of them would have wondered what made you refuse, especially if they knew how to spot a slick smell test. If you bathed them I'd expect the majority of them would be relieved (especially if your tub is clean, lol). Most women prefer to present well than to present as a stink pussy.

I should also add I was never really into clubbing so very few of these encounters came from picking up chicks at clubs. I made it a practice to approach women on the street as a regular part of life. School of hard knocks - no alcohol, no sexy setting, no music, none of that. Walk up to a lady and tell her hello and compliment something about her. When she smiles, a simple "oooh, and a nice smile to boot" got me 50% to getting her number. If she had a brain I'd discuss real life with her, if not, I'd crack jokes and make bold, sexual offers in an irreverant way.

Women had very strong responses and my dating life was pretty much me seducing women by phone and text and explicitly inviting them over to fuck. There was a long stretch of time where I barely ever took a woman out anywhere. They'd say I was "different", "refreshing", "honest" (I got that a lot, lol!), etc.. And I'd tell them flat out that I wanted them to come over because I found them sexy and I would graphically explain things I'd do to them when they came. They all knew they were coming over to fuck and they all looked forward to it.

If nothing else, I'm an explicitly honest person, and humans appreciate that in general. Women appreciate it sexually. When a young man asks about talking to women I always have the same first point of advice: "be bold, be honest, be imaginative, and be EXPLICIT" - leave little up to chance and feed a lot to imagination. Tell them you find them sexy and tell them how you'll fuck them. Learn how to paint a seductive picture. And learn how to fuck, lol! Create referrals and repeat business!

It's just basic sales at the end of the day. Same shit I do at work.

EDIT: and have an active and flexible sense of humour. When humans don't know what else to do or say, they love to laugh.
 
mudrubble said:
THIS.

Thing is I never played tough guy. Never played cool guy. Never played player. Never played type slick. Just insisted on being myself and it so happens I'm ACTUALLY an interesting person to most ppl, and especially women. And I know how to fuck to put most of my competition to shame.

Fact is, ppl stay in safe zones. We don't say what needs to be said on a number of fronts. I tend to say what I feel needs to be said. I'm respectful in how I deliver it, but I'm usually uncompromising. And there is a sweetness and a trust that a woman builds up with you when she has to go the extra mile. It builds a trust.

I'd bet all of those girls who you kicked out wanted cock, obv. And many of them would have wondered what made you refuse, especially if they knew how to spot a slick smell test. If you bathed them I'd expect the majority of them would be relieved (especially if your tub is clean, lol). Most women prefer to present well than to present as a stink pussy.

I should also add I was never really into clubbing so very few of these encounters came from picking up chicks at clubs. I made it a practice to approach women on the street as a regular part of life. School of hard knocks - no alcohol, no sexy setting, no music, none of that. Walk up to a lady and tell her hello and compliment something about her. When she smiles, a simple "oooh, and a nice smile to boot" got me 50% to getting her number. If she had a brain I'd discuss real life with her, if not, I'd crack jokes and make bold, sexual offers in an irreverant way.

Women had very strong responses and my dating life was pretty much me seducing women by phone and text and explicitly inviting them over to fuck. There was a long stretch of time where I barely ever took a woman out anywhere. They'd say I was "different", "refreshing", "honest" (I got that a lot, lol!), etc.. And I'd tell them flat out that I wanted them to come over because I found them sexy and I would graphically explain things I'd do to them when they came. They all knew they were coming over to fuck and they all looked forward to it.

If nothing else, I'm an explicitly honest person, and humans appreciate that in general. Women appreciate it sexually. When a young man asks about talking to women I always have the same first point of advice: "be bold, be honest, be imaginative, and be EXPLICIT" - leave little up to chance and feed a lot to imagination. Tell them you find them sexy and tell them how you'll fuck them. Learn how to paint a seductive picture. And learn how to fuck, lol! Create referrals and repeat business!

It's just basic sales at the end of the day. Same shit I do at work.

EDIT: and have an active and flexible sense of humour. When humans don't know what else to do or say, they love to laugh.
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Sir, the question was, "is that your handwriting."
 
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