Mayhem Miller is the one who started this.

Orochimaru 大蛇丸 said:
When Megan still had her glow... now she is an old woman

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Yeah ;(

It's like the Megan in the vid is so pure...
 
OverhandRightKayo said:
Exactly bro.

I shower after every poop.

And some women don't even do that and try to be intimate with dirty bums.

Foh.
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I actually bought a bidet attachment and wash with soap after as well, lol. I remember I told one German girl that her pussy smelled fine but she had to triple wash her asshole and she got so offended, lol. When I settled down with another lady and we stopped fucking she confessed that that had always
It Just Is said:
I haven't had this issue too much, but a lot of young women on instagram who like to post pics with their tongues out definitely got that white film on sometimes. There was this young chick, early 20s, I met a the club. I was probably 24 at the time. She was too funky! Breath, body, everything... The smell was like a sharp cheese with a skunk aroma mixed with a bit of shit. One of the first times I actually didn't want to take things further. It's been years since then, and I remember that smell like it was yesterday. Shame, because she was kinda cute. I just didn't return her phone call.
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And I should be clear that I'm talking about women who smelled good and looked like they were well put together. They still don't bathe well or brush their tongues, even if their bodies don't smell bad. And again, it's not like they're against learning.

I did once crash a party in Montreal with friends when we heard some good old school tunes playing from an apartment so we invited ourselves in, and were well welcomed. It was a hippie party but they were spinning 90s reggae. The chicks were hippies too and I think we were the only black ppl there (because we weren't invited, lol) but got along with everybody. I danced with this really well built chick who was grinding like she confused wining with stripper dancing. Anyway, she smelled of strong sweat. Not dirt, per se, but she clearly didn't use deodorant. Hippy style. I couldn't, lol. I had to just stop, lol.

Another time I had an online date at my place and the girl smelled like a mixture of soap and what I'd imagine bear fat would smell like. It was horrible. She went to pee and when I went in after her the toilet seat had brown smudges on it! She was fresh out the shower (I had to wait outside her place while she finished showering - I picked her up) and she still had enough dirt on her to leave brown smudges on a toilet! She hopped on my lap and I had to take her off and explain to her what was not going to happen that night! She eventually broke down crying, like balling, sobbing, about "you're not even gonna fuck me? What? I can't even get a fuck? Are you serious??" - I'd never seen anything like it. In the end she extorted me for $50 cab money to get home. I try not to be mean and she was already bawling like a baby so I actually gave her the cash, even knowing I was being played.

Funny, if ppl don't send me down memory lane I forget all the ridiculous scenarios I've lived through in dating..... some really funny ones. I always say I wish I kept a journal of my dating life. I used to have story after story that I could rattle off off the cuff. Now I barely remember them, lol. Life....
 
Main takeaway from this is that Olivi should have stuck with "barely legal porn star" look over more professional "take me seriously" look.
 
PabloMEX said:
I don't get anywhere near a woman unless she has soaked for at least one hour in rose water.
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I would add a proper scrubbing. Too many pretty women think bathing is soaking and soaking is bathing. Scrub that shit, woman! You're human and you actually get dirty like the rest of us!
 
OverhandRightKayo said:
Exactly bro.

In addition to oral hygiene, don't forget bum hygiene.

I shower after every poop.

And some women don't even do that and try to be intimate with dirty bums.

Foh.
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Another strange story. Dated a lovely woman who would come over and I would fist her and she would cry and it was some kind of therapy for her. She'd sob and grind her pussy against my hand while I'd hold her and fist her on my lap. Right on the couch, in between chats. Really sweet times - it was strangely one of the more tender engagements in my dating life - it was really intimate and it was def beyond sexual. I don't even think we kissed. I think I kissed her cheek and forehead and reassured her while I fisted her and she'd hold me tightly and cry. It was some kind of therapy for her for sure.

Anyway, I once told her that her pussy was wonderful but her ass could use a triple wash (because it smelled, even after she'd bathe and come over). Man, she held that against me forever - as in blamed me. Our chemistry was somehow not right for fucking and I could tell that but those fisting moments make for great memories. She was sexy and sweet but not for me sexually.

So yes, ass is important. I used to warn all dates (after I got to the point of letting them bathe themselves) - pussy must smell good and fresh and natural but, especially, ass should be triple washed. I've found not all women can smell wonderful in 2 ass washes. I've also found some women smelled less fresh after a good scrub than others smelled after a day out and about. Humans do vary.

There's a science to this.
 
OverhandRightKayo said:
She needs to use an Orabrush.

Stinky white film on tongue.
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given the shirtless pic, larger than life fake guns... i'm no perry mason but i'm gonna just assume the sticky white substance isn't a result of a tongue brushing deficiency.
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mudrubble said:
Or she could even just brush her tongue properly. I've had to teach more than a few women to brush their tongue. It seems a good 10-20% of families don't practice tongue brushing. I say this because 10-20% of the women I've fucked had to be taught (and only one had resistance to learning - she refused and left). They were all surprised to find out this was an expectation. Several of them thanked me and told me they'd practice it for the rest of their lives.

There was a time when I literally refused to kiss women until we'd been intimate for some time. Then I pivoted to just bathing women myself on the first date and making sure they brushed their teeth and tongue before fucking them. This was back when most first dates were at my place, lol. I got some strange looks but when women want cock they will take some direction. Since doing the math I've figured out that about 10-20% of women have seemingly never even heard of brushing their tongues.

I think ppl need to talk to each other more about uncomfortable things. And it might be a good idea to wash a woman you don't know before you fuck her. Ideally with a wash cloth - another thing many women don't know anything about. Many pretty women think bathing is just a formality and their looks are sufficient to get whatever cock they want. And they're right most of the time. It's a rare guy who will tell a pretty woman he has to bathe her himself. But I also think pretty women like to not be put on pedestals and want to be told what to do so they admire the directness of your setting conditions for them to get that cock.

Someone should teach this poor lady about oral hygiene, agreed.
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Broh this essay is disturbing.
 
I'm not sure what surprises me more sometimes... Sherbros or the women they are willing to plow.
 
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