Mayhem Miller is the one who started this.

[Royce's Gi]

Thanks bro.

Facts.

Cleanliness is essential.

Clean dat ass with water and soap after every poop.

Jon is an insecure man who needs to be innocent of all wrongdoing and blame others for his faults and set up a fake life for others to see. I'm kind of the opposite - I have zero problem with apologizing and owning my behaviour, I don't compel women to do a damned thing (I invite them to but I certainly wouldn't ever try to "make" a woman do anything when there are lots more women who will naturally act in ways I appreciate) so there is certainly no desperate attempt to present as anything more than the unique thinker and a unique person that I am.

I may not get Sherdog love with my views on cleanliness but I've had a damned good time building friendships and memories and you'd be hard pressed to find a woman from my past to speak ill of me. I can think of 2. For some of you that might be 10% of the women you've been with, but to my it's such a tiny percentage that it's a fantastic average to have. I'm willing to bet I have better averages in this regard than most of my Sherdog detractors, lol, so it is what it is.

I feel sorry for Jon's girl, his kids, and even Jon himself, as he's trapped in a narcissistic prison. But it was a funny enough joke so I threw you a like for the scrap pile.