Mayhem Miller is the one who started this.

[Ornife]

Top tier content. Thanks

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

Use a Bidet you fucking loser. Why the fuck would you shower everytime.

I agree tho with your other statements.

I clean my ass bro. I don't play around.

 

[Swarthy]

I clean my ass bro. I don't play around.

Shower is over kill tho Bro. I live in a sub tropic environment and Swamp ass and Mudbutt are always a threat. I feel ya but dont waste water use a Bidet.

 

[sonhow]

Mayhem lost to Mike in THE MOST ONE SIDED FIGHT IN UFC HISTORY

 

[Volador]

Came for Mayhem but stayed for the ass washing stories, the tender loving fisting and tongue films.

10/10 Elite thread

 

[stevetherican]

This has been a good read

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Another strange story. Dated a lovely woman who would come over and I would fist her and she would cry and it was some kind of therapy for her. She'd sob and grind her pussy against my hand while I'd hold her and fist her on my lap. Right on the couch, in between chats. Really sweet times - it was strangely one of the more tender engagements in my dating life - it was really intimate and it was def beyond sexual. I don't even think we kissed. I think I kissed her cheek and forehead and reassured her while I fisted her and she'd hold me tightly and cry. It was some kind of therapy for her for sure.

Anyway, I once told her that her pussy was wonderful but her ass could use a triple wash

 

[spannered]

Or she could even just brush her tongue properly. I've had to teach more than a few women to brush their tongue. It seems a good 10-20% of families don't practice tongue brushing. I say this because 10-20% of the women I've fucked had to be taught (and only one had resistance to learning - she refused and left). They were all surprised to find out this was an expectation. Several of them thanked me and told me they'd practice it for the rest of their lives.

There was a time when I literally refused to kiss women until we'd been intimate for some time. Then I pivoted to just bathing women myself on the first date and making sure they brushed their teeth and tongue before fucking them. This was back when most first dates were at my place, lol. I got some strange looks but when women want cock they will take some direction. Since doing the math I've figured out that about 10-20% of women have seemingly never even heard of brushing their tongues.

I think ppl need to talk to each other more about uncomfortable things. And it might be a good idea to wash a woman you don't know before you fuck her. Ideally with a wash cloth - another thing many women don't know anything about. Many pretty women think bathing is just a formality and their looks are sufficient to get whatever cock they want. And they're right most of the time. It's a rare guy who will tell a pretty woman he has to bathe her himself. But I also think pretty women like to not be put on pedestals and want to be told what to do so they admire the directness of your setting conditions for them to get that cock.

Someone should teach this poor lady about oral hygiene, agreed.

Holy shit, this is too unreal to make up.

Bro, you realise tongues self clean, right? People who have built up shit on their tongue are typically unhealthy (liver, kidney, heart issues are big ones) or dehydrated or both.

I used to have a bit of a white coat at the back of my tongue and never in my life had been called out on bad breath. I quite drinking and cleaned up my lifestyle and almost overnight the white coating disappeared.

It's just a build up of bacterial that is fucking EVERWHERE from your lips to your anus.

The fact that you are that you are so OCD about oral health that you make chicks perform a surgical mouth cleansing before passing or fucking them....man. what your post skipped out is the amount of chicks that called you out on your bullshit and laughed as they walked out.

You know what other lips are loaded with bad bacterial? Vaginas. I'm guessing you know this and don't bother with the cleansing operation and have simply never eaten a pussy.

The internet brings the weird out of everyone.

 

[Crash Lance]

Strikeforce: Nashville was the event where Nathan Diaz, Gilbert Melendez, Nick Diaz, Jake Shields, and other assassins jumped Jason Miller like he was a dog.

To this day, I remember the cameras filming Nathan Diaz soccer kicking Miller like Nathan was Mirko Filipović.

I also remember that some users on Sherdog were calling Strikeforce: Nashville an event that was as boring (or more boring) as UFC 33 was.

 

[Yashabo]

Then I pivoted to just bathing women myself on the first date

What fucking women have you been dating that would let you do that. Rapey af

 

[hogwash]

The virginity is strong here

 

[markys00]

My main takeaway from this thread. Some sherdoggers here shower way too often

 

[OverhandRightKayo]

My main takeaway from this thread. Some sherdoggers here shower way too often

Cutie baby

 

[HoeBrogan]

When Megan still had her glow... now she is an old woman

Sad that women lose the i wanna fuck your brains out factor when they start hitting 30s biology is ruthless

 

[Ghis2]

For some reason I thought this would be a Jason Miller thread, huh.

 

[storeybuckle]

She needs to use an Orabrush.

Stinky white film on tongue.

<Lmaoo>​

 

[Jozo Sha]

Just when I thought the UFC discussion sub couldn't get anymore off-topic and bizarre as fuck.

 

[Randy Fandy Fo Fanders]

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It’s like she’s presenting it to you and whispering, “come here and get it“.

With that being said. Ugly socks. WNB.

 

[Randy Fandy Fo Fanders]

Reading through this thread about dirty smelling women and I look down at my phone to see a text message from a West Indian girl I’m seeing. And ironically, she just informed me that she didn’t shower.

 

[Andy Capp]

Sad that women lose the i wanna fuck your brains out factor when they start hitting 30s biology is ruthless

She's 35 in this picture.

And at 39,