Mayberry Lounge Chat Thread v2: Shut up lsa

[MichiganMMA1978]

I have a subscription to a drive through car wash. As far as I can tell it has never damaged my car, it's easy, and convenient.

Maybe that's what is bending your license plate?

 

[Contempt]

I just drive up to the local car wash. Not an automated one, just the one with high pressure hoses and brushes(which I only ever use on my rims)

I dont mind cleaning it manually. I'd definitely never trust anyone else to do it without scratching up the paint.

 

[GSP_37]

I probably wouldn't have thought of gravy + cheese. Just not that creative.

Used a brand new Mach 3 razor and huge difference between fresh vs. old dull razor. Question is how long will the Mach 3 stay good.

 

[NoSmilez]

Not sure this is real or not. I don’t think I can love a snake like this. I sure as fuck would not film this

 

[RoadKing Custom]

Great flick

 

[helax]

Excellent thread title

 

[lsa]

Excellent thread title

No.. no its not.
Its terrible.

 

[I Am Legion]

Guys I thought I was hungover....but who gets Hangovers that last 3 days. MFer, I might have gotten the dam flu. I am still functioning but have waves of nausea, and the hersheys. On Sat night I had 3-4 martinis and another 4-5 titos and soda...I am usually no pussy but this sucks.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Guys I thought I was hungover....but who gets Hangovers that last 3 days. MFer, I might have gotten the dam flu. I am still functioning but have waves of nausea, and the hersheys. On Sat night I had 3-4 martinis and another 4-5 titos and soda...I am usually no pussy but this sucks.

Damn. You drank a lot. For me martinis are like breasts. One is not enough and three is one too many. Anyhoo please get a lotta hydration. Hope you feel better soon.

 

[I Am Legion]

Damn. You drank a lot. For me martinis are like breasts. One is not enough and three is one too many. Anyhoo please get a lotta hydration. Hope you feel better soon.

Thanks. I think this is my body telling me to take a break, so it will be a sober Xmas for me lol. I am pounding water like an elephant.

 

[My Spot]

@Kardashians Need more kitten pics.

<[analyzed}>

 

[Edmond_Dantes]

Not sure this is real or not. I don’t think I can love a snake like this. I sure as fuck would not film this

RIP.

 

[GSP_37]

Is tiramisu supposed to be kept in freezer? Bought one from Sam's Club and I thought there'd be more solid structure in there like cake, but feels like it's mostly coffee flavored whipped cream with a tiny bit of cake crumbs. Not likely to buy again.

EDIT: I think this is supposed to go in freezer. At the store, it's in refrigerated open area with pies and cakes. I think it's ice cream, so freeze and thaw in frig before eating.

 

[Kardashians]

@Kardashians Need more kitten pics.

<[analyzed}>

 

[NoSmilez]

Looks like she can be my homie's little sister. lol i booped the nose on the screen.

 

[fingercuffs]

@Kardashians Need more kitten pics.

<[analyzed}>

Who was the guy wishing liquid things in mouths in the WR? A few of us have been trying to work it out!

 

[NoSmilez]

Fuck. I want to workout but it is raining like shit.

 

[My Spot]

Who was the guy wishing liquid things in mouths in the WR? A few of us have been trying to work it out!

Huh?

 

[Kardashians]

Looks like she can be my homie's little sister. lol i booped the nose on the screen.

Well obviously need pics of the homie :hmph

 

[Kardashians]

Huh?

Drunk maybe? Idk man