Mayberry Lounge Chat Thread v2: Shut up lsa

[$uperman]

Some women sometimes stand next to me like they are my girlfriend.

I think they want to be my girlfriend.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Or maybe they want you to be their girlfriend?

 

[TJ Dillashank]

The only woman standing next to you is your mum telling you its time to go to bed

 

[gspieler]

When they’re standing next to you, at what point do you tip your fedora?

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Girl who gave me a haircut was standing by me and touching my head was awesome

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[SammyPops]

they ever smile at you from across the street?

 

[HARRISON_3]

Maybe they farted and want to blame it on you.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Women always stay away from me in the beginning. They say I look psychotic.

 

[Cajun]

Its called standing in line perv...

 

[NoSmilez]

Aww shit, I’m sorry to hear that man. I hope one day you’ll be able to open your heart again to another lil critter xx

Maybe one day but for now I will be some sort of vampire that lives off the cat pics of others.

 

[NoSmilez]

Some women sometimes stand next to me like they are my girlfriend.

I think they want to be my girlfriend.

Hold their hand.

 

[My Spot]

Hold their hand.

 

[Batjester]

Women always stay away from me in the beginning. They say I look psychotic.

"Look" psychotic..

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

"Look" psychotic..

Yep. You know some people are superficial as all hell.

 

[NoSmilez]

Late day gym cat video

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

god all the canadians creaming their jock straps over poutine makes me sick

It's french fries, gravy and cheese. What's there not to love tough guy?

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

It's french fries, gravy and cheese. What's there not to love tough guy?

why do I have to be tough, why can’t I just be witty ?

 

[NoSmilez]

Some Latin America country won the world cup? Hispanic people are driving around and hitting drums. I don't mind but if this keeps up after 10. I am calling the cops. We have maybe 8 hours to go. Here is my old pipo rant.

 

[mixmastermo]

@Versez usually makes the fast food threads so I won't step on any toes here...

but I have to say that Nathan's new chicken tenders are incredible.

No other place I've been to, whether it's a fast food joint, a diner, or high end restaurant makes tenders this good.