Locked Mayberry Lounge 2015 Award Ceremony

[Mike]

Its one of the shining beacons on the Internet, all things considered.

It really is surprising to find a place so filled with genuinely awesome people in the heart of a cesspool. I mean this place is right next to the war room. Talk about opposites.

 

[Mike]

I'm humbled! I appreciate the fact that you found it entertaining that I got my ass kicked. Here's a little update to what I've been up to since. I have since left the gig at Jamba Juice because there was really no upward mobility anywhere in my near future. I'm in school full time now and studying jits on the side on my step-dad's dime. Thanks again for the award!

Good for you man! Getting an education is a great idea best of luck buddy.

 

[AWESOMEACE]

Definitely racist, @Bobby Digital as well as others who were thought to be black weren't nominated for anything.

 

[Mike]

Definitely racist, @Bobby Digital as well as others who were thought to be black weren't nominated for anything.

We do have actual black people here we could nominate ya know. #EndRacismNowMayberry

 

[BornOnMonday]

Definitely racist, @Bobby Digital as well as others who were thought to be black weren't nominated for anything.

I propose a separate but equal subforum.

 

[Jkaylor]

RIP El Chappy

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I should get some kind of lifetime achievement award, as baller as my life is compared to everyone else's.

 

[jefferz]

Congrats.

Wisconsin Dime

 

[Mike]

Wisconsin Dime

I can work with it. She looks kinda like my ex-wife which should be a turnoff, but it is not.

 

[minute bull]

Is there an award for padding out like seven categories, you ungrateful mother fuckers?

 

[jefferz]

I can work with it. She looks kinda like my ex-wife which should be a turnoff, but it is not.

In 5 years that's going to be a mess.

 

[TrainInVain]

Grats to all the winners, especially @ShadowSneak.I find myself hooked on Mayberry Mondays and look forward to moar!

 

[BornOnMonday]

Grats to all the winners, especially @ShadowSneak.I find myself hooked on Mayberry Mondays and look forward to moar!

Thanks, man. We couldn't have done it without your support.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Congrats.

Who dat? I love her

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Next year can I win "Most Likely to Fwap" trophy?

 

[MarloStanfield]

worthy winners imo except @Zer i thought he was funny and cool for an Asian, ive met a few funny Asians and they are gold (yellowy gold) but feel cheated, also dragonlordcunt needs to branch out with his topics not limit it to movies
also fuck kardashians, i wouldve given her a rogering but she thinks shes to good for me

 

[BornOnMonday]

Next year can I win "Most Likely to Fwap" trophy?

"Most Likely" would suggest doubt.

 

[Upchuck22]

Next year can I win "Most Likely to Fwap" trophy?

Whats your usual fwap routine? Fwaps per day ratio?

 

[Lethal]

Rigged, imo

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Whats your usual fwap routine? Fwaps per day ratio?

Depends, sometimes I skip a day and eat lots of celery so I can build up a nice healthy wad. Some days I have several small ones.