Locked Mayberry Lounge 2015 Award Ceremony

[Serana]

I'm your host ShadowSneak, and tonight/day I'll be announcing the winners of the 2015 Mayberry Lounge Awards that were started by Slobodan.

The first award is for funniest poster. And the winner is...

Spoiler: Funniest Poster

@Zer

The award for Newcomer of the Year goes to...

Spoiler: Newcomer of the Year

@El Chapo

The award for Best Thread goes to...

Spoiler: Best Thread

@DyslexicDave for "Got My Ass Kicked Pretty Good at Work Today"

The award for Best Thread Series goes to...

Spoiler: Best Thread Series

@Dragonlordxxxxx for Movie Threads.

The award for Best Stories goes to...

Spoiler: Best Stories

@Slobodan for Nic Cage stories.

The award for Breakout Poster of the Year goes to...

Spoiler: Breakout Poster of the Year

@Slobodan

The award for Most Helpful/Knowledgeable Poster goes to...

Spoiler: Most Helpful/Knowledgeable

@Dragonlordxxxxx

The Casanova award for best relationship expert goes to...

Spoiler: Casanova award for best relationship expert

@Goonerview

The award for Best Gimmick goes to...

Spoiler: Best Gimmick

@Kardashians

The award for Best Av goes to...

Spoiler: Best Av

@Linkuei

The award for Most Creative Poster goes to...

Spoiler: Most Creative Poster

Myself, @ShadowSneak for Mayberry Monday Comics.

Thanks to everyone who voted for me and enjoys my work.

The award for Most Believable Stories IRL goes to...

Spoiler: Most Believable Stories IRL

@Slobodan for Nic Cage stories

And last, but certainly not least, the award for Best Mod goes to...

Spoiler: Best Mod

@Dragonlordxxxxx

Congratulations to everyone who won!

 

[BornOnMonday]

I'm boycotting these racist-assed awards.

 

[Serana]

Slobodan and Dragonlord both cleaned house.

 

[goldennboy]

Congratulations everybody

 

[BornOnMonday]

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Aaah, R. Mika. I think I zoned out for a good 10 minutes the first time I saw this shot. Masterful work. Goddamn Capcom and their butt-nerfing.

 

[wlu29]

I want a trophy

 

[BornOnMonday]

I want a trophy

 

[Merlotte's]

Congrats.

 

[NinjaNiK]

I'm boycotting these racist-assed awards.

Bwahahaha .. I swear, I was about to post the same ting! I don't see any Latin representation, and I'm calling Telemundo!

#latinalivesmatter

 

[BornOnMonday]

No acceptance speeches?

Step your game up, people:

In a ceremony eariler today, the award for "Poster Who's Kinda Funny Sometimes" went to:

Spoiler

@Born On Monday

Spoiler

Oh my God! Wow. Thank you for this. Um.... I really wasn't expecting this. I don't know what to say. Y'know, 2015 was a pretty rough year. I started a couple of threads that went over like a wet fart and I made a few tasteless jokes in the Heavies that had people jumping down my throat and I even got hit with a Single-Yellow for half a day. But I tried to stay strong, y'know... um.... whew.... sorry.... trying to keep it together.... But thanks to everyone on my team, Team Dinotective: @ShadowSneak @NinjaNiK @TrainInVain @kevy2pale. You guys made this possible. And me holding this award in my hand is proof that a white-skinned man with colored eyes actually stands a chance in this world!

 

[Slobodan]

I'd like to thank the kind folks in the Mayberry for always supporting me, special thanks goes out to my life partner @Dr Hannibal Lecter and my alt @Bobby Digital.

But of course this all would not have been possible without my good friend, the one and only - Nicolas Cage. You've been with me through thick and thin and I know I can always rely on you to get me out of trouble, whether that involves pissing off Mormons and Scientologists, scrapping with homeless people, taking on roided out gym douchebags, fighting fat people and flashing my dick at feminist protesters and all other people that have harassed or wronged me, I know you'll always have my back.

- credits to @ShadowSneak for the picture.

 

[BornOnMonday]

Bwahahaha .. I swear, I was about to post the same ting! I don't see any Latin representation, and I'm calling Telemundo!

#latinalivesmatter

Don Francisco will not be happy about this.

 

[NinjaNiK]

No acceptance speeches?

Step your game up, people:

In a ceremony eariler today, the award for "Poster Who's Kinda Funny Sometimes" went to:

Spoiler

@Born On Monday

Spoiler

Oh my God! Wow. Thank you for this. Um.... I really wasn't expecting this. I don't know what to say. Y'know, 2015 was a pretty rough year. I started a couple of threads that went over like a wet fart and I made a few tasteless jokes in the Heavies that had people jumping down my throat and I even got hit with a Single-Yellow for half a day. But I tried to stay strong, y'know... um.... whew.... sorry.... trying to keep it together.... But thanks to everyone on my team, Team Dinotective: @ShadowSneak @NinjaNiK @TrainInVain @kevy2pale. You guys made this possible. And me holding this award in my hand is proof that a white-skinned man with colored eyes actually stands a chance in this world!

Dat self nomination .. I like it! Sometimes you just have to take things into your own hands.

 

[Mike]

Congrats.

I need this girl in my life.

 

[Serana]

No acceptance speeches?

Step your game up, people:

In a ceremony eariler today, the award for "Poster Who's Kinda Funny Sometimes" went to:

Spoiler

@Born On Monday

Spoiler

Oh my God! Wow. Thank you for this. Um.... I really wasn't expecting this. I don't know what to say. Y'know, 2015 was a pretty rough year. I started a couple of threads that went over like a wet fart and I made a few tasteless jokes in the Heavies that had people jumping down my throat and I even got hit with a Single-Yellow for half a day. But I tried to stay strong, y'know... um.... whew.... sorry.... trying to keep it together.... But thanks to everyone on my team, Team Dinotective: @ShadowSneak @NinjaNiK @TrainInVain @kevy2pale. You guys made this possible. And me holding this award in my hand is proof that a white-skinned man with colored eyes actually stands a chance in this world!

I think you're pretty funny a good amount of the time.

 

[Mike]

Also I like how the best new poster or whatevs isn't even here anymore.

 

[BornOnMonday]

Dat self nomination .. I like it! Sometimes you just have to take things into your own hands.

 

[BornOnMonday]

I think you're pretty funny a good amount of the time.

Hopefully I'll get nominated for that award next time.

 

[NinjaNiK]

I'd like to thank the kind folks in the Mayberry for always supporting me, special thanks goes out to my life partner @Dr Hannibal Lecter and my alt @Bobby Digital.

But of course this all would not have been possible without my good friend, the one and only - Nicolas Cage. You've been with me through thick and think and I know I can always rely on you to get me out of trouble, whether that involves pissing off Mormons and Scientologists, scrapping with homeless people, taking on roided out gym douchebags, fighting fat people and flashing my dick at feminist protesters and all other people that have harassed or wronged me, I know you'll always have my back.

Dat picture though

You guys need a better photographer, imo

 

[Slobodan]

Dat picture though

You guys need a better photographer, imo

I fixed it up a little