Mayberry Deathbed Confessions

[powerBJJ]

kakarot made a move on me in a hot tub....i went for it

 

[mb23100]

i always imagine you as the horse from the "this is my horse my horse is amazing" video
and get disappointed when i remember that you're not ):

Maybe he identifies as a horse

 

[Kardashians]

My friend and I are no longer interested in you then. Good day.

my god this gif is awesome
i love it
moar

 

[Kardashians]

Maybe he identifies as a horse

its too late
the image has been shattered

 

[dije1]

@Kardashians

I have never seen The Dark Crystal.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I actually am a groundhog expert.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

i am actually a hardcore democrat

 

[Jesus Freak]

"I don't really care about PPV numbers...just thought it made me look cool on the forum."

 

[DataBreach]

There were some arguments I've had on here where I was probably in the wrong - that's my confession. Note I'd only say this if I was dying.

Hell if I'm going to say who they were with though. Fuck those guys.

I forgive you.

 

[Omegaboy13]

I've never been with a Boise dime, I only bang Pocatello 7's.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

I had sex with an underage woman

 

[dije1]

I had sex with an underage woman

I never heard of an underage woman.

 

[Jellis31]

I'd listen to my fellow Sherbro's confession and the last words I would utter would be ...

"Huge if true"

 

[Kardashians]

@Kardashians

I have never seen The Dark Crystal.

i am shocked n horrified, truly.

 

[SherdogGoat]

I killed Ronnie

 

[Tuf_guy]

My friend and I are no longer interested in you then. Good day.

My confession would be that this is only moderately arousing to me.

I've already said too much. Whichever Sherbro heard this in person would for sure be gone before me. I'd have to keel em.

 

[evergreenrider]

@Luger, Dan Quinn is your father

 

[tehend]

@AGGAMEMNON66
Fuck your couch

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

@AGGAMEMNON66
Fuck your couch

@tehend

Because we're apparently both dying, I'll allow it

 

[dije1]

@Luger, Dan Quinn is your father

He...changed...his name... to...Ch..Ch... @Charles Manson

Son of a..bitch! Guurrggle. (x_x)