Mayberry Deathbed Confessions

[Sampsonsimpson]

"Platypus bricks Mike Dunleavy Jr." Confessing to Shayo.

 

[dije1]

"Platypus bricks Mike Dunleavy Jr." Confessing to Shayo.

Is he still a member?

 

[mushishi]

*Puts hand on your face

If no one's watching, I don't wash hands after taking a poo.

 

[Sampsonsimpson]

Is he still a member?

I think he got banned from what I remember.

 

[dije1]

*Puts hand on your face

If no one's watching, I don't wipe after taking a poo.

You take shits in front of people?

 

[pinger]

Which sherdoggers are you confessing to?

I'll take Ripskater, with the candlestick, in the conservatory.

 

[mushishi]

You take shits in front of people?

If the price is right...


Meant don't wash after. Lol. Was a thread here a while back

 

[dije1]

I only benched 274.....

Which sherdoggers are you confessing to?

I'll take Ripskater, with the candlestick, in the conservatory.

@ripskater
What do you think of this revelation?

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

I porked the Raven Haired Security Girl.

Is she still around?

I miss her

 

[j123]

*gives ipad to sherdogger next bed to me

 

[punky brewster]

Well, my stepson, whom I'll refer to as "mongoloid", kicked my ass a few weeks ago. And, I used to be an avid dogfighter, until my stable of game pitbulls got decimated by a wolf.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I'm not really black.

 

[Kardashians]

I'm...I'm not really a horse..

i always imagine you as the horse from the "this is my horse my horse is amazing" video
and get disappointed when i remember that you're not ):

 

[dije1]

I'm not really black.

 

[dije1]

I'm...I'm not really a horse..

i always imagine you as the horse from the "this is my horse my horse is amazing" video
and get disappointed when i remember that you're not ):

Being a horse is a mindset.

 

[dije1]

@Sampsonsimpson

I killed Shayo.

 

[ShackleMeNot]

I didn't actually touch him with the jab

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

There were some arguments I've had on here where I was probably in the wrong - that's my confession. Note I'd only say this if I was dying.

Hell if I'm going to say who they were with though. Fuck those guys.

 

[punky brewster]

I'm not really black.

My friend and I are no longer interested in you then. Good day.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

My friend and I are no longer interested in you then. Good day.