Mayberry Deathbed Confessions

[dije1]

You are dying and you only have minutes to live.

The sherdogger(s) of your choice is also dying with only minutes to live, and is lying in the hospital bed next to yours.

What are your deathbed confessions or last words to him/her?


Edit:

Tag the person you're confessing to.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I porked the Raven Haired Security Girl.

 

[CaSe]

I porked the Raven Haired Security Girl.

I'm going to die seething with jealousy.

What about the translator?

 

[pinger]

I only benched 274.....

 

[Goodfella86]

I've never even seen an mma fight; I just like pretending that I love it.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I'm going to die seething with jealousy.

What about the translator?

If you think I would touch that translator, you need to take another look at her elbows.

 

[dije1]

I porked the Raven Haired Security Girl.

I only benched 274.....

I've never even seen an mma fight; I just like pretending that I love it.

Which sherdoggers are you confessing to?

 

[BisexualMMA]

Which sherdoggers are you confessing to?

Jesus Freak, I suppose, if I want absolution.

 

[trolololol]

I always filled my water cup with lemonade at restaurants.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Regina Spektor is the love of my life.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

"This hand you're holding, I used it to pump off earlier".

Then dead

 

[luv24nic8]

While riding my motorcycle, I told a driver of a vehicle to get off his F'ng phone. He ran me over. I asked social media to pay for my care. Nobody payed, and I'm on my death bed next to some virgin.

 

[usfbrah]

I had sex with an underage woman

 

[Chinballs]

Shogun won.. 4 rounds to 1... *dies*

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Me: "Let me bang, MAN! Let me bang, bro." *weeps*
You: "I let you bang."
Me: "Let me bang again."

 

[mb23100]

I used to be a Ronda Rousey fan

 

[Horse Style]

I'm...I'm not really a horse..

 

[Fugazy]

I have a really great coleslaw recipe...

*gasp*cough*wheeze*

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[DaDamn]

Must of the stuff in the dark joke thread.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

In a former account, I reposted a pic on Hottest Unknown Babe Thread that was from an old thread, it apparently showed too much ass (back when assfloss wasn't allowed), and was dubbed by Cool Hand Luke.

Went back and forth with him about the stupidity of the fact I was being dubbed for reposting a pic from just a few months ago, it was fine then, but apparently not fine now.

He was acting like a self-righteous dick, so finally told him to fuck off, practically comitting esuicide.

Made this new account the next day from a new computer.

Time heals all wounds, and whenever I posted a pic that going to be questionable, I got it approved by CHL. So, we're good.

*Dies*