Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

[tabascojet]

Cheers...

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Thoughts? @Zer

 

[Flower2dPeople]

 

[Flower2dPeople]

 

[Luthien]

 

[aerius]

 

[Swamps]

Usually I don't trust Germans but I'll make this exception!

 

[Flower2dPeople]

 

[Swamps]

 

[aerius]

Playing Slayer and headbanging at a high-end audio show with a bunch of audiophile jazz snobs in the room is one of the most hilarious things I've ever done.

Then one of my fellow metalheads one-upped me and did this.

 

[Versez]

Great session at hitting the pads tonight

 

[Rob Battisti]

Nice

 

[aerius]

I just called my friend Melissa and went "why you have to blow Jamaica so hard?"

She didn't get the joke for some reason.

 

[Fluffernutter]

I just called my friend Melissa and went "why you have to blow Jamaica so hard?"

She didn't get the joke for some reason.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

My wife has an irresponsible knucklehead friend. She gave us a dog that she wasn't able to properly care for. It ended up being my wife's favorite mistake that her friend ever made because that little doggy is my wife's baby boy and she brings him as many places as she is allowed. Nice when dogs win. Coco won the gold medal of nice homes and got the best forever mommy ever.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

I banged a chick named Melissa back in the day who was a total freak.
She had a boyfriend Wade who traveled for work.
While he was away, she convinced me to sneak in the window of their apt and bang her in bed while
she was naked and 'asleep'.
It was pretty intense tbh, 'omg, what are you doing? I don't even know you' with fake resistance.

 

[Kardashians]

Great session at hitting the pads tonight

once again i got you confused with @Trabaho and wondered what he had done with his hair lmao

 

[Versez]

I banged a chick named Melissa back in the day who was a total freak.
She had a boyfriend Wade who traveled for work.
While he was away, she convinced me to sneak in the window of their apt and bang her in bed while
she was naked and 'asleep'.
It was pretty intense tbh, 'omg, what are you doing? I don't even know you' with fake resistance.

What the …

 

[Trabaho]

Great session at hitting the pads tonight

Mmm that's not the same person you posted in the sticky thread or is it. Is that your chanel ? Maybe it is you and I just didn't recognise you.

 

[HHJ]

I banged a chick named Melissa back in the day who was a total freak.
She had a boyfriend Wade who traveled for work.
While he was away, she convinced me to sneak in the window of their apt and bang her in bed while
she was naked and 'asleep'.
It was pretty intense tbh, 'omg, what are you doing? I don't even know you' with fake resistance.

That shit's risky AF