Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

Personally I’m thankful for the women dressing in their hot gym outfits. The other day a girl walked out of the gym in these tight grey pants. With every step I could see her fat ass jiggle. It was a nice ass let me tell you. I enjoyed that view.
 
Yah ever walk along in a crowded area or even just a place like a park where you pass some random people now and again and just think to yourself, at least a few of these people have committed serious crimes and sins that they have never been caught or punished for?

Its' just a numbers game, and once you've passed 10 or 20 people you know you've walked by someone that beats their spouse, or crashed their car drunk and drove away, or cheats on their spouse, or is carrying an illegal weapon and drugs, or spends way too much time on Sherdog posts shitty things on a thread they were told was mine and stay away from etc and so forth.

I imagine if I walk past a few of you, I can probably check all of those off in 1 go.

I think it would be a remarkable experiment if they were to stop a packed subway car and randomly frisk everyone on it and search for outstanding warrants and maybe have various religious figures there to ask them if they want to confess some sins and then we tally all that shit up.

Sure is is a violation of all civil liberty and religious tenants and all that, but it sure would be interesting to see what we found and learned.

i comfort myself knowing all of them will one day die unless science fucks that up for us and gives us immortality. And if science does crack that nut, how does that work? Seems we're already overtaxing the earth's ability to sustain us and that is with us dying off everyday. Stop the dying and then what? You'd either need to force sterilization on everyone or Elon's Mars colony better be up and running quickly to handle the overflow.

In short, Thanos was on to something

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Strange bedfellows indeed.

My elderly mom is now a big Stormy Daniels fan. I doubt she has watched many of her movies but has read her book. watched the documentary and been "proud' of how she handled herself on the stand.

She is now rooting hard for Michael Cohen to bring down DJT. Cohen is a man she would've loathed in any other situation one could imagine, but right now she is hardcore team Mikey.

When I pointed out to her that she is rooting for a porn star and an obnoxious fixer, she said Enemy of my Enemy which I thought was quite self aware and perceptive.

Then she said- “The eggplant will salute other pigeons”

And I thought damn I left my sherdog account open on her computer didn't i?
 
Speaking of Stormy, do you believe we make our own luck or are buffeted by the fates?

What at the chances you'd sleep with a rich guy hoping to get on TV or jump start your "brand" or just for straight cash homey, and that 1 non-politician ends up being the most divisive president with rabid followers that might actually hurt you if you hurt his chances at power. Then you end up dealing with a guy named Pecker and two attorneys, Cohen and Avennatti (sp?) one of whom is stealing from you and his other clients to fund his love of race car driving and the other who is trying to steal from you for the old rich guy you slept with and ended up losing a lot of money to in a defamation case while his followers threaten your life.

I believe we make our own luck.

Stormy girl, you've made some really bad choices.
 
Never in a million years would I think of making a bed like this.
The person who came up with this is a genius.

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Has the ubiquity and ease of the internet taken some of the spontaneity and joy out of our lives?

it has certainly limited our person to person interactions as I no longer have to shop for food, gifts or necessities and thus have reduced a ton of random interactions at the grocery or the mall.

ebay and amazon have made it easy to find even oddball items from my youth and purchase them without having to hunt through garage sales or strange specialty stores.

i don't even get lost anymore because of my GPS.

So that all sounds great right?

But what about the thrill of the hunt when you were trying to find an old comic or GI Joe and you saw a longbox full of old issues or a camo wearing king fu grip having action figure (not doll goddamnit) mixed in with hairless barbies and old bean babies as you walked up some stranger's driveway?

What about the little kick you heart gave when you were grocery shopping and a good looking girl asked you to move the fuck out her way and stop taking all the carrots?

What about the funny shit y'all did while trying to follow each other to a kegger that you just couldn't find then ending up in the parking lot of a burger king throwing ketchyuppy pickles at each other after smoking 1 joint too many?

Is losing that kind of shit an ok trade off for convenience and some amazon dude throwing shit on your porch and riding off?
 
I had absolutely no idea the Fury vs Usyk fight was happening. Seems like it got no hype at all compared to Fury vs Ngannou or the upcoming Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson. Just read the result in passing on Facebook and thought “wtf?!?”

Was the lack of hype due to Ngannou “exposing” Fury in their match? I just would’ve expected more hype since people had been clamouring for Fury vs Usyk for a long time.

Maybe my social media “algorithms” are really off right now or something.
 
Man I love taking old Marvel panels and putting current political figures in them
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It's a weird hobby but I makes myself giggle
 
I'm watching a robot sex doll review on pornhub. This is the funniest and saddest thing I've seen in a long time, and ever worse, or better, the reviewer totally looks like someone who'd buy a sex doll. Yes he stuck his dick in it. And now he's bitching about how the damn thing is a complete bitch to clean. Apparently the special cleaner is extra and a complete rip-off. This is a total train wreck. Did I mention it had heated orifices? I want to stop watching but I can't.
 
Tryna find my lighter so mans can ball it up like dem Raptors at di Scotiabank but iono where I put it fam mad 🧀 rn might use di stove but my Latina wife finna get mad n beat my ass if she smell it anyway 6ixdog I'll keep u posted 😢 🚫🗣️💨
 
I'm watching a robot sex doll review on pornhub. This is the funniest and saddest thing I've seen in a long time, and ever worse, or better, the reviewer totally looks like someone who'd buy a sex doll. Yes he stuck his dick in it. And now he's bitching about how the damn thing is a complete bitch to clean. Apparently the special cleaner is extra and a complete rip-off. This is a total train wreck. Did I mention it had heated orifices? I want to stop watching but I can't.
So did he finish or not??
 
So did he finish or not??

He filled it like a cream pie. Apparently it doesn't have a detachable vagina so you can't flush it out in the kitchen sink like a Fleshlight. I'm not even going to describe the cleaning procedure, but let's just say it was pretty disgusting and I can definitely see why he was bitching about it.
 
He filled it like a cream pie. Apparently it doesn't have a detachable vagina so you can't flush it out in the kitchen sink like a Fleshlight. I'm not even going to describe the cleaning procedure, but let's just say it was pretty disgusting and I can definitely see why he was bitching about it.
You did good, soldier. Appreciate you enduring that for us.
 
Today I noticed the same SUV going past my house at least 10 times and each time I saw it, it was going by from North to South. I wonder if somebody is a student driver doing laps on the country roads.
 
One of the stupidest things I did for decades was wear white underwear. I mean what idiot came up with the idea that covering the areas of my body that leak the most, pits, pecker and back tunnel in the one color that shows every stain, was the best possible idea? My pits alone shoot out an almost unstoppable acid solution continuously throughout the day. And those are the least of my worries.

Dumber still was doing this throughout the time i had to go through both puberty and daily judgement of these under garments by anyone unfortunate enough to be in my gym class and my lovely mother when she would do laundry.

Oh the tales those stains must have told.

MY GAWD people if you are still wearing tighty whites you should all run off a cliff together lemming style
 
Shit posting 500 just to enter the war room is a chore....who decided 500 minimum anyway?
 
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