Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

ralphc1 said:
Today I noticed the same SUV going past my house at least 10 times and each time I saw it, it was going by from North to South. I wonder if somebody is a student driver doing laps on the country roads.
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Practicing the bank robbery getaway??
 
aerius said:
He filled it like a cream pie. Apparently it doesn't have a detachable vagina so you can't flush it out in the kitchen sink like a Fleshlight. I'm not even going to describe the cleaning procedure, but let's just say it was pretty disgusting and I can definitely see why he was bitching about it.
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Tell him to wrap it up next time....he don't want no virus
 
tabascojet said:
Shit posting 500 just to enter the war room is a chore....who decided 500 minimum anyway?
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i kinda wanted to do that to reach the 500 but really it isn't worth the effort just to be able to argue about politics with people who will never agree
 
I honestly didn't read any of this thread. I came in here because of the gratuitous use of "AKA"

This either means American Kickboxing Academy, or the bar for this thread was set really low. The Akabar.
Either way, it gets no praise from me.
 
IanEdwards said:
i kinda wanted to do that to reach the 500 but really it isn't worth the effort just to be able to argue about politics with people who will never agree
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Let's see, 40 posts in 14 years...at the pace you're going you should be there in about 130 years.
 
Joe Mama said:
I honestly didn't read any of this thread. I came in here because of the gratuitous use of "AKA"

This either means American Kickboxing Academy, or the bar for this thread was set really low. The Akabar.
Either way, it gets no praise from me.
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Cool. I could do with one of these.

- I'm still having swelling in my lower left leg without compression stockings, so I decided to sign up for the gym again and do some exercise. Three miles in ten minutes on the bike, a mile in five minutes on the rower, fifty squats in sets of ten, three sets of twenty push ups and three sets of four chin ups. It was supposed to be easier, but I'm still feeling like death four days later. Maybe it's the Riveroabaxan...

I think I'll stay in bed. I have a late shift this afternoon and a bit of extra sleep will be nice.

- The gradual death of my relationship became more apparent over the last three days. She either watches her Thai/Chinese films on her tablet alone, bitches about work calling her,l or bitches about something that I have or haven't done. Every time I try to talk to her, I get a loud whine back. I offer to take her out for a day or a night? Whine. Five seconds into talking about what I am doing with my life? Whine. I tell her that I may go to the gym later? Whine. I order Uber eats? Whine. She keeps saying that she wants to go back to her home town in Thailand, as she no longer likes the UK, and honestly, as much as our past matters to me, I want her to go. Over the years, she has stripped away everything that I loved about her, and those last three days really cemented the idea that I'd rather be alone than keep living with her.

- Job is good, money is good, I'm in the process of buying my own home, but I just want to drop it all and live as a nomad overseas. I want everyday to be special, an adventure. I really dislike living in the UK. I've lived a life where I can count the special moments that I've had on one hand, and I'd trade them all for a restart, in a flash.
 
Wrath of Foamy said:
Cool. I could do with one of these.

- I'm still having swelling in my lower left leg without compression stockings, so I decided to sign up for the gym again and do some exercise. Three miles in ten minutes on the bike, a mile in five minutes on the rower, fifty squats in sets of ten, three sets of twenty push ups and three sets of four chin ups. It was supposed to be easier, but I'm still feeling like death four days later. Maybe it's the Riveroabaxan...

I think I'll stay in bed. I have a late shift this afternoon and a bit of extra sleep will be nice.

- The gradual death of my relationship became more apparent over the last three days. She either watches her Thai/Chinese films on her tablet alone, bitches about work calling her,l or bitches about something that I have or haven't done. Every time I try to talk to her, I get a loud whine back. I offer to take her out for a day or a night? Whine. Five seconds into talking about what I am doing with my life? Whine. I tell her that I may go to the gym later? Whine. I order Uber eats? Whine. She keeps saying that she wants to go back to her home town in Thailand, as she no longer likes the UK, and honestly, as much as our past matters to me, I want her to go. Over the years, she has stripped away everything that I loved about her, and those last three days really cemented the idea that I'd rather be alone than keep living with her.

- Job is good, money is good, I'm in the process of buying my own home, but I just want to drop it all and live as a nomad overseas. I want everyday to be special, an adventure. I really dislike living in the UK. I've lived a life where I can count the special moments that I've had on one hand, and I'd trade them all for a restart, in a flash.
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toasty said:
Cottage Cheese sucks right? I mean there must be some who like it but they are mutants and cannabalistic humanoid underground dwelling fleshy headed mutants right?
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Some cottage cheese sucks but some are good with a little pepper on top.
That said rice pudding is fucking nasty and no one should consume it.
 
So I just had fresh mango salsa in a small glass bowl. Took it from the table to the sink and ran steaming hot water in it and swirled it around, poured it out and ran a little more in it and set it on the dish rag to dry.

Wife- That isn't clean, you need to use dish soap

Me- So I was just eating it, rinsed it thoroughly, but you think it will be better to put soap, which I would not eat, then use a nasty sponge, which I would not eat, that has been used to clean up god knows how many more meals, and then rinse that out and somehow that will be cleaner?

Who is right?
 
aerius said:
I'm watching a robot sex doll review on pornhub. This is the funniest and saddest thing I've seen in a long time, and ever worse, or better, the reviewer totally looks like someone who'd buy a sex doll. Yes he stuck his dick in it. And now he's bitching about how the damn thing is a complete bitch to clean. Apparently the special cleaner is extra and a complete rip-off. This is a total train wreck. Did I mention it had heated orifices? I want to stop watching but I can't.
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Damn you I nearly choked on my sandwich while reading this.

In other news, today I strolled around Hell's Kitchen/Midtown Manhattan. As I approached 6th Avenue what I believe to be a Buddhist monk came up to me and put a bead bracelet on me. I thanked him then he asked me for a donation. I told him I didn't have any cash, nothing to give him. Then he pulled out a pamphlet with a QR code and asked me to scan it. Again, I told him I didn't have anything to give him. He told me to scan again, I said sorry, I don't have anything to give him.

He then got frustrated then took the bracelet off of me as he walked away.

FWIW he didn't show me the contents of the pamphlet, didn't ask me how I was doing, didn't share any words of wisdom, nothing. It was a strange encounter- I thought someone from that group would be a bit more friendly.
 
tabascojet said:
Fun fact...as a convicted felony trump can no longer visit 37 countries including canada
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I saw that but somebody was claiming that he could through diplomatic channels. I know a guy who went to Canada fishing every year. He got a DUI and was refused entry but was offered some type of waiver for $200.
 
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