Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

[aerius]

I'm watching a robot sex doll review on pornhub. This is the funniest and saddest thing I've seen in a long time, and ever worse, or better, the reviewer totally looks like someone who'd buy a sex doll. Yes he stuck his dick in it. And now he's bitching about how the damn thing is a complete bitch to clean. Apparently the special cleaner is extra and a complete rip-off. This is a total train wreck. Did I mention it had heated orifices? I want to stop watching but I can't.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Tryna find my lighter so mans can ball it up like dem Raptors at di Scotiabank but iono where I put it fam mad rn might use di stove but my Latina wife finna get mad n beat my ass if she smell it anyway 6ixdog I'll keep u posted

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

I'm watching a robot sex doll review on pornhub. This is the funniest and saddest thing I've seen in a long time, and ever worse, or better, the reviewer totally looks like someone who'd buy a sex doll. Yes he stuck his dick in it. And now he's bitching about how the damn thing is a complete bitch to clean. Apparently the special cleaner is extra and a complete rip-off. This is a total train wreck. Did I mention it had heated orifices? I want to stop watching but I can't.

So did he finish or not??

 

[aerius]

So did he finish or not??

He filled it like a cream pie. Apparently it doesn't have a detachable vagina so you can't flush it out in the kitchen sink like a Fleshlight. I'm not even going to describe the cleaning procedure, but let's just say it was pretty disgusting and I can definitely see why he was bitching about it.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

He filled it like a cream pie. Apparently it doesn't have a detachable vagina so you can't flush it out in the kitchen sink like a Fleshlight. I'm not even going to describe the cleaning procedure, but let's just say it was pretty disgusting and I can definitely see why he was bitching about it.

You did good, soldier. Appreciate you enduring that for us.

 

[spamking]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1795454625849524697

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Craig Jones dropping a million dollars on Rogan's table.

Then Jamie sucked his dick.

 

[spamking]

This thread . . . man.

 

[ralphc1]

Today I noticed the same SUV going past my house at least 10 times and each time I saw it, it was going by from North to South. I wonder if somebody is a student driver doing laps on the country roads.

 

[tabascojet]

Shit posting 500 just to enter the war room is a chore....who decided 500 minimum anyway?

 

[tabascojet]

Today I noticed the same SUV going past my house at least 10 times and each time I saw it, it was going by from North to South. I wonder if somebody is a student driver doing laps on the country roads.

Practicing the bank robbery getaway??

 

[tabascojet]

He filled it like a cream pie. Apparently it doesn't have a detachable vagina so you can't flush it out in the kitchen sink like a Fleshlight. I'm not even going to describe the cleaning procedure, but let's just say it was pretty disgusting and I can definitely see why he was bitching about it.

Tell him to wrap it up next time....he don't want no virus

 

[IanEdwards]

Shit posting 500 just to enter the war room is a chore....who decided 500 minimum anyway?

i kinda wanted to do that to reach the 500 but really it isn't worth the effort just to be able to argue about politics with people who will never agree

 

[aerius]

i kinda wanted to do that to reach the 500 but really it isn't worth the effort just to be able to argue about politics with people who will never agree

Let's see, 40 posts in 14 years...at the pace you're going you should be there in about 130 years.

 

[IanEdwards]

Let's see, 40 posts in 14 years...at the pace you're going you should be there in about 130 years.

haha, after a 10 year absence or more i returned. WR sh1tposting really obviously isn't that important to me

 

[tabascojet]

haha, after a 10 year absence or more i returned. WR sh1tposting really obviously isn't that important to me

No one likes a quitter.....

 

[helax]

Shit posting 500 just to enter the war room is a chore....who decided 500 minimum anyway?

The WR

 

[tabascojet]

The WR

I got some minds to repair before the election.... #busyman

 

[NoSmilez]

I am glad I skipped out on Indonesian food yesterday. I had Taco Bell last night and my asshole is hurting. I would imagine real spicy food would be the end of me.

 

[mixmastermo]

I'm watching a robot sex doll review on pornhub. This is the funniest and saddest thing I've seen in a long time, and ever worse, or better, the reviewer totally looks like someone who'd buy a sex doll. Yes he stuck his dick in it. And now he's bitching about how the damn thing is a complete bitch to clean. Apparently the special cleaner is extra and a complete rip-off. This is a total train wreck. Did I mention it had heated orifices? I want to stop watching but I can't.

Damn you I nearly choked on my sandwich while reading this.

In other news, today I strolled around Hell's Kitchen/Midtown Manhattan. As I approached 6th Avenue what I believe to be a Buddhist monk came up to me and put a bead bracelet on me. I thanked him then he asked me for a donation. I told him I didn't have any cash, nothing to give him. Then he pulled out a pamphlet with a QR code and asked me to scan it. Again, I told him I didn't have anything to give him. He told me to scan again, I said sorry, I don't have anything to give him.

He then got frustrated then took the bracelet off of me as he walked away.

FWIW he didn't show me the contents of the pamphlet, didn't ask me how I was doing, didn't share any words of wisdom, nothing. It was a strange encounter- I thought someone from that group would be a bit more friendly.