Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

[aerius]

Am I the only person alive that's never owned an SUV or Pickup truck?

Nope. I've only owned family sedans; at first because I was poor and they were cheap to own & insure, then I ended up with a family so it just makes sense.

 

[Rob Battisti]

@MXZT can you make this poll?

Best Beer:

Post Work Beer
Post Yard Work Beer
Beach Beer
Sports Beer
Airport Beer

Everyone let me know if I missed any

 

[ralphc1]

@MXZT can you make this poll?

Best Beer:

Post Work Beer
Post Yard Work Beer
Beach Beer
Sports Beer
Airport Beer

Everyone let me know if I missed any

Post sex beer.

 

[SakurabasEar]

Post sex beer.

>Awaken hung over with cotten mouth, so you reach to alleviate with last night's unfinished beer

 

[TeTe]

Anybody have coyotes in their neighborhood? I'm tired getting of these things making all sorts of noise at night down the street. Sometimes they even attack peoples pets.

I bought a stun baton recently in case one gets bold I'll make it ride the lightning.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Anybody have coyotes in their neighborhood? I'm tired getting of these things making all sorts of noise at night down the street. Sometimes they even attack peoples pets.

I bought a stun baton recently in case one gets bold I'll make it ride the lightning.

They have coyotes in San Diego??

 

[Jackonfire]

Anybody have coyotes in their neighborhood? I'm tired getting of these things making all sorts of noise at night down the street. Sometimes they even attack peoples pets.

I bought a stun baton recently in case one gets bold I'll make it ride the lightning.

Get a pet road runner. Problem solved.

 

[TeTe]

They have coyotes in San Diego??

If you live in North America you have coyotes lol

 

[Wetarmpits]

No they are not, they are stupid and dependent. They bark and eat poo and owners love them for it which makes them poor sissis and stupid too.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

If you live in North America you have coyotes lol

And there I thought they only went as far south as like Wyoming or something.

 

[SakurabasEar]

And there I thought they only went as far south as like Wyoming or something.

The juggalos in my highschool (08) were never dependable when it came to weed.

 

[NoSmilez]

You guys have coyotes because there aren’t enough good guys with a pit bull around

 

[helax]

Get a pet road runner. Problem solved.

 

[NoSmilez]

Oh man this is messed up but I laughed at how absurd the situation is.

 

[BAM]

@MXZT can you make this poll?

Best Beer:

Post Work Beer
Post Yard Work Beer
Beach Beer
Sports Beer
Airport Beer

Everyone let me know if I missed any

not airport or sports beer due to the lack of choice and price gouging.

not beach beer, as there is other stuff I'd rather be doing while at the beach.

happy hour beers are a good combo of affordability and social, but I also just want to go home most of the time rather than go out.

So, I'd go with post-yardwork beer on a hot day. Never bad. Complete control of the drink, cheap.

 

[rckoltrane]

Nah man dogs are dumb. Poop too much.

Bark too much.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Just had 1.5 tons of 3/4 inch gravel delivered to my yard. It's got a purple / gray tint that the sand and gravel place calls purple mountain. Fits with my Japanese garden while paying homage to Prince aesthetic.

 

[TeTe]

Another year, another dumb season of American Horror Story

 

[aerius]

I just realized that we have a member named @Glove and another who goes by the name @Mittens
I admit I got a pretty good chuckle out of this.

 

[weed]

@lsa