Man defecating between 2 train cars gets run over

[weed]

you guys have no idea how horrible the public bathrooms down in the subway are.


a few months ago I had to take the royal burning shate once & the train was inching towards my stop too slow for comfort. when I finally made it off the train I thought I would be able to make it a few blocks up to my apt. or at LEAST find a public bathroom on the way, but I couldn't be more wrong. I underestimated the sea of people on the platform so I was forced to move at their pace. my cheeks were clenched tight & I was wobbling like a penguin till the corner of my eye caught the public bathroom. I would never have even considered it but it's like my mind made the connection to a visible bathroom & suddenly the intensity amplified by ten folds. I darted over to the bathroom , & good God - immediately I see a child crying & his dad yelling at him not to touch anything, the entire room was wet, as if urine was covered everywhere & then I got to the stall - piss & shit EVERYWHERE, no toilet paper & for some reason there were a bunch of Poland Spring bottles lined up filled with the darkest urine, as if it were aged & collected.


I had to man the fuck up & shit at a 45 degree angle bent at the knee, through the crying/dad yelling, smells, wetness etc. dirtiest shit ever.

 

[minute bull]

Who else is masturbating?

 

[Zer]

No comment.

 

[Michaelangelo]

That's gonna leave some track marks.

 

[Sanshou Kid]

That's gonna leave some track marks.

 

[ValeTudo95]

If a guy is squatting between the cars of train a traveling at 40mph, and train b comes by in the opposite direction at 50mph, how far with both trains travel away from the point at which the guy falls?

 

[Felya]

you guys have no idea how horrible the public bathrooms down in the subway are.


a few months ago I had to take the royal burning shate once & the train was inching towards my stop too slow for comfort. when I finally made it off the train I thought I would be able to make it a few blocks up to my apt. or at LEAST find a public bathroom on the way, but I couldn't be more wrong. I underestimated the sea of people on the platform so I was forced to move at their pace. my cheeks were clenched tight & I was wobbling like a penguin till the corner of my eye caught the public bathroom. I would never have even considered it but it's like my mind made the connection to a visible bathroom & suddenly the intensity amplified by ten folds. I darted over to the bathroom , & good God - immediately I see a child crying & his dad yelling at him not to touch anything, the entire room was wet, as if urine was covered everywhere & then I got to the stall - piss & shit EVERYWHERE, no toilet paper & for some reason there were a bunch of Poland Spring bottles lined up filled with the darkest urine, as if it were aged & collected.


I had to man the fuck up & shit at a 45 degree angle bent at the knee, through the crying/dad yelling, smells, wetness etc. dirtiest shit ever.

 

[GracieMMABarra]

Situations like this makes me hope there's a Heaven and Hell...

"How'd you die?"

"Shitting between two trains carts."

Life is so entertaining at times.

 

[Bob Gray]

He lost his shit.

 

[ralphc1]

Actually the guy just really had to take a shit.. There are no restrooms on the trains and there isn't enough time while switching transit to get off, take a shit, and catch your next train.. He died in a pretty fucking stupid way.. But I guess, he should have just shit his pants instead.

The subway smells like everybody does shit their pants.

 

[Dungrove Elder**]

that man experienced 2 of the top 5 worst feelings for a human right before he died:

Seeing a train coming at you and knowin you about to crap yur pants.

 

[Sanshou Kid]

Edit: ^^^^ what are the other 3?

He lost his shit.

That statement, plus your sig = LOL!