Man defecating between 2 train cars gets run over

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  1. Felya

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    I heard about this on my local radio station of all places... Now there is a raging debate about whether or not bathrooms should be put on subway trains
     
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    Shit happens
     
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    "Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks
     
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    Stupidity should be painful... wtf is wrong with people?
     
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    What do you think the last thing that went through his mind was?
     
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  10. Eyepokesftw

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    Actually the guy just really had to take a shit.. There are no restrooms on the trains and there isn't enough time while switching transit to get off, take a shit, and catch your next train.. He died in a pretty fucking stupid way.. But I guess, he should have just shit his pants instead.
     
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    Thank God I don't work for the tabloids only god knows what caption they will tell me to print there.
     
  12. MusclesMarinara

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    Given the opportunity to use a public restroom in NYC or shit off the back of a moving train, the moving train was probably the better option.
     
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    *Grunts* Ah....oh shit.
     
  14. ValeTudo95

    ValeTudo95 it's only smellz

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    He was an hero. RIP
     
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    Funny shit is, that station has a public bathroom and he probably made the right decision excluding the dying part.
     
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    ValeTudo95 it's only smellz

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    The Northbound 5 train.
     
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    Ba-dum da.
     
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    severe buttocks injuries? i could only imagine
     
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    If he had only survived, he would have become a jiujitsu legend like Mir (motorcycle) or Nog (truck).
     
  20. thebluerider

    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    having shit my pants as an adult, i can sympathize with his situation.
     

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