Man defecating between 2 train cars gets run over

[Felya]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/men_in_subway_hit_HP2PfPRE6N7JJU8g5lVpSP

A 31-year-old Bronx man fell to his death yesterday while defecating between subway cars on a moving 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by a northbound train as it was leaving the 125th Street station shortly after 4 p.m., police said.

 

[Eyepokesftw]

I heard about this on my local radio station of all places... Now there is a raging debate about whether or not bathrooms should be put on subway trains

 

[Diktaattori]

Shit happens

 

[Tiger Uppercut]

"Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks

 

[Phreaxer]

Stupidity should be painful... wtf is wrong with people?

 

[Phreaxer]

What do you think the last thing that went through his mind was?

 

[EyeTrainUFC]

"Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks

 

[Magooglie]

Darwin Award nominee

 

[KOPower24]

"Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks

 

[Eyepokesftw]

Actually the guy just really had to take a shit.. There are no restrooms on the trains and there isn't enough time while switching transit to get off, take a shit, and catch your next train.. He died in a pretty fucking stupid way.. But I guess, he should have just shit his pants instead.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Thank God I don't work for the tabloids only god knows what caption they will tell me to print there.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Given the opportunity to use a public restroom in NYC or shit off the back of a moving train, the moving train was probably the better option.

 

[Harbinger]

What do you think the last thing that went through his mind was?

*Grunts* Ah....oh shit.

 

[ValeTudo95]

He was an hero. RIP

 

[Harbinger]

Given the opportunity to use a public restroom in NYC or shit off the back of a moving train, the moving train was probably the better option.

Funny shit is, that station has a public bathroom and he probably made the right decision excluding the dying part.

 

[ValeTudo95]

What do you think the last thing that went through his mind was?

The Northbound 5 train.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

The Northbound 5 train.

Ba-dum da.

 

[Enlightened Ego**]

severe buttocks injuries? i could only imagine

 

[Peteyandjia]

If he had only survived, he would have become a jiujitsu legend like Mir (motorcycle) or Nog (truck).

 

[thebluerider]

having shit my pants as an adult, i can sympathize with his situation.