Man defecating between 2 train cars gets run over

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/men_in_subway_hit_HP2PfPRE6N7JJU8g5lVpSP

A 31-year-old Bronx man fell to his death yesterday while defecating between subway cars on a moving 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by a northbound train as it was leaving the 125th Street station shortly after 4 p.m., police said.

 

I heard about this on my local radio station of all places... Now there is a raging debate about whether or not bathrooms should be put on subway trains

 

Shit happens

 

"Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks

 

Stupidity should be painful... wtf is wrong with people?

 

What do you think the last thing that went through his mind was?

 

Darwin Award nominee

 

Actually the guy just really had to take a shit.. There are no restrooms on the trains and there isn't enough time while switching transit to get off, take a shit, and catch your next train.. He died in a pretty fucking stupid way.. But I guess, he should have just shit his pants instead.

 

Thank God I don't work for the tabloids only god knows what caption they will tell me to print there.

 

Given the opportunity to use a public restroom in NYC or shit off the back of a moving train, the moving train was probably the better option.

 

*Grunts* Ah....oh shit.

 

He was an hero. RIP

 

Funny shit is, that station has a public bathroom and he probably made the right decision excluding the dying part.

 

The Northbound 5 train.

 

Ba-dum da.

 

severe buttocks injuries? i could only imagine

 

having shit my pants as an adult, i can sympathize with his situation.