Man defecating between 2 train cars gets run over

[Paco Sanchez]

lol at the meme.

 

[Phreaxer]

The Northbound 5 train.

Thank you. This is the type of response I was looking for. I left it floating out there waiting for someone to come knock it out of the park.

 

[Judge and Jury]

Shit happens

zing!!!

 

[Enlightened Ego**]

having shit my pants as an adult, i can sympathize with his situation.

loose shoot?

 

[SafyreSchool**]

What do you think the last thing that went through his mind was?

The 6'oclock to Queens.



EDIT: dammit, someone beat me to it..

 

[thebluerider]

loose shoot?

if that means full on explosive diarrhea, then yes.

 

[jackietreehorn8]

There is no worse feeling in the world than having to take an immediate shit and not having access to a bathroom. It was either going in his pants or between the train cars, and I might have made the same decision as this guy. He just should have been more careful.

 

[Phreaxer]

zing!!!

your av looks like it belongs in this thread... an eyewitness snapped a pic...

 

[CantoX]

dude sweet

 

[Nomad Nemesis**]

one less bitch you have to worry about

 

[minute bull]

If he had only survived, he would have become a jiujitsu legend like Mir (motorcycle) or Nog (truck).

Come to think of it, the origins of their accidents ARE shrouded in secrecy...

 

[ufcfan4]

well thats terrible. subway trains really should have restrooms. having to shit or piss really badly to the point you can't really contain it is a horrendous feeling. i'm sure the guy was at that point to take such drastic measures. in hindsight, he should have shat himself.

 

[Zer]

in hindsight, he should have shat himself.

There's one for the headstone

 

[Eyepokesftw]

Is there anything worse than getting run over by a train while shitting?? I'm sure there are worse ways to check out, but.. this is pretty bad

 

[minute bull]

Threadtitle sounds like the beginning of a math word problem.

 

[Phreaxer]

If a guy is squatting between the cars of train a traveling at 40mph, and train b comes by in the opposite direction at 50mph, how far with both trains travel away from the point at which the guy falls?

 

[minute bull]

 

[Misfit23]

I heard about this on my local radio station of all places... Now there is a raging debate about whether or not bathrooms should be put on subway trains

I would be feel sorry for whoever would have to clean those bathrooms.

 

[thebluerider]

i'm sure the junkies and homeless are lobbying hard for subway bathrooms.

 

[TheSauce]

i predicted this would happen the other day. soon the world will be rid of toilets and society can finally achieve enlightenment.