Man convinces woman her vagina is haunted and tries to rid ghosts with his penis

[weed]

so he performed a









sexorcism?

 

[chickenlip]

I admire these guys that come up with schemes like this but it never ends up well for them. My favorite is that kid in Florida that was pretending to be a gyno

 

[Hollywood Jack]

China is the new Florida.

And Florida is the new Cuba.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

My question is

Are there ghosts in there now?

Because if not

Money well spent

I mean if I'm in court I'd be like go check and see if there's ghosts in there and I will give her money back if there is

 

[JosephDredd]

My question is

Are there ghosts in there now?

Because if not

Money well spent

I mean if I'm in court I'd be like go check and see if there's ghosts in there and I will give her money back if there is

I wonder if she was upset because she was tricked into sex or if she complained to the police because she paid good money for a service and there are still ghosts in her vagina.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I wonder if she was upset because she was tricked into sex or if she complained to the police because she paid good money for a service and there are still ghosts in her vagina.

See I am willing to bet there are still ghosts in there.

Perhaps this will require the work of female ghostbusters.

Heaven help us

 

[Ron Mexico]

No lie seems too outlandish for a woman to believe.

He was probably torn between haunted vag or I love you

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I was positive this was going to have taken place in Africa.

 

[Rhood]

Sexual Exorcism: How to trap the ghosts in your dormant vagina by _____________

 

[Fedorgasm]

I convinced my ex that there was a ghost in her vagina once, and that I needed to get it out with a coat hanger.

Saved myself a shitload of money

 

[lordsai]

omg lol this is fucking hilarious

 

[Sycho Sid]

Barney Stinson would be proud.

 

[Bushpig]

 

[SpartanKhmy]

Chinese man huh? So he basically just gave her vaginal acupuncture then?

 

[JosephDredd]

 

[wlu.29]

On the one hand he was able to get her to pay, on the other hand he wasn't a me to close

Sales catch 22

 

[Pferd]

Imagine the woman's horror nine months from now when a little demon actually crawls out of her vagina.

 

[second sight]

who you going to call....not that guy

 

[Orgasmo]

This man could have been a legend if he didn't have a limp dick.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Did he check her butt for demons?