My next greatest Idea Volume 1

[666]

Hey guys. As we all see eye to eye here I thought of my next ggrrrrrreat idea. I'm going to take my mountain bike out for a spin and maybe get hit by a car! NO HELMET wish me luck.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

You forgot to tell us your end goal. Insurance fraud? Lawsuit? Self-inflicted death? Pain gratification?

 

[666]

You forgot to tell us your end goal. Insurance fraud? Lawsuit? Self-inflicted death? Pain gratification?

End goal was surviving.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

How would you get hit by a car on a mountain?

 

[GSP_37]

Surviving being pursued by mountain lion on city streets riding mountain bike is better for the resume.

 

[666]

How would you get hit by a car on a mountain?

Same way that guy got killed by a meteorite in India. Wrong place wrong time.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Same way that guy got killed by a meteorite in India. Wrong place wrong time.

Seems like a plan that’s doomed to fail 99.99999% of the time though.

You should take your street bike out to the street. That’s where the cars are.

 

[666]

Seems like a plan that’s doomed to fail 99.99999% of the time though.

You should take your street bike out to the street. That’s where the cars are.

Not when billionaires start the hobby of launching cars into space following Musk.

What kind of a last name is Musk anyways? Does no one else see this? Guys name is literally colone. Elon Musk.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Not when billionaires start the hobby of launching cars into space following Musk.

What kind of a last name is Musk anyways? Does no one else see this? Guys name is literally colone. Elon Musk.

I think it’s Chinese.

 

[666]

I think it’s Chinese.

@Travis Alexander Any comment to this?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

@Travis Alexander Any comment to this?

How the fuck would he know. Travis Alexander isn’t a Chinese name.








It’s Ethiopian.

 

[666]

How the fuck would he know. Travis Alexander isn’t a Chinese name.








It’s Ethiopian.

Well I put my finger on users viewing this thread and apparently he was 'last seen' a couple minutes ago viewing the basketball Chinese player thread so I just assumed he only searches Sherdog for any and everything Chinese.

 

[William Huggins]

How would you get hit by a car on a mountain?

Mountain cars............ If there's mountain bikes .......... There has to be mountain cars......... somewhere!!!!

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Well I put my finger on users viewing this thread and apparently he was 'last seen' a couple minutes ago viewing the basketball Chinese player thread so I just assumed he only searches Sherdog for any and everything Chinese.

A reasonable assumption.

 

[Travis Alexander]

Well I put my finger on users viewing this thread and apparently he was 'last seen' a couple minutes ago viewing the basketball Chinese player thread so I just assumed he only searches Sherdog for any and everything Chinese.

My cover has been blown.

Also, no comment.