Let's Write The Sherbro Dictionary (For Dummies)

[Buff]

Raven Haired Security Girl - Another mythical Sherbro future wife. Borderline sexual criminal.

Dat ass tho

 

[Lee_]

Tito's interviews and affliction commentary also contributed a lot to the sherdog venacular. "Greatest __ of the night". "Let me tell you how you're feeling". "I want to outlive my children" and so on.

This lmao

Tito provides so much good Sherdog material, and it keeps coming every time he opens his mouth. He is a walking and talking box of unintentional comedy, an involuntary public jester.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Shookology
Highest level education in the field of combat psychology

See also, Staredown Psychologist or Shookologist: A sherbro that can pre-determine the outcome of a fight by studying and observing body language and verbal/ non-verbal cues displayed by fighters during staredowns and/or hotel lobby altercations. Primarily responsible for creating threads that follow the "Fighter X is shook (or shookered)" format.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Raven Haired Security Girl - Another mythical Sherbro future wife. Borderline sexual criminal.

Dat ass tho

I forgot how hot she was.

 

[Buff]

I forgot how hot she was.

Ortega knows.

 

[DkMacaw]

I was actually expecting a shadface to appear on that. fuck it, can somebody make it happen??

<mma2>

 

[Buff]

I was actually expecting a shadface to appear on that. fuck it, can somebody make it happen??

<mma2>

If anyone can @Arqueto can

 

[Arqueto]

If anyone can @Arqueto can

I'm on it!

 

[Spath]

TUF Noob - 17 year veteran UFC fan. Formerly scorned for joining unter the pretence of popularity. Currently applies to Khabib/Conor/Masvidal fans.

Imagine following a sport for 15 or so years and still get called a noob

Tito Ortiz quotes should get its own Chapter. The gift that keeps on giving.

I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”

Also the wine cheese violin quote.

Definition of training HARD!

 

[Myrddin Wild]

Wolf Tickets
Coined by Nick Diaz has been absorbed into teh Sherbro venacular describing an over-hyped fight card.

 

[Arqueto]

I was actually expecting a shadface to appear on that. fuck it, can somebody make it happen??

<mma2>

If anyone can @Arqueto can

 

[Diktaattori]

 

[Buff]

Oh shit.



That was fast... Stolen for future use.

 

[Arqueto]

Oh shit.



That was fast... I'm using this in the future.

Shadwood innit

 

[Buff]

Shadwood innit

And so wood I.

 

[Diktaattori]

Minowaman. A man like no other. A man not bound to mere mortal rules. A man above the rest. A giant slayer.

Chicken Shit Salad. The inability to make good out of bad. Also Brocktober = forever

Gladiator Theme. A simpler, better time.

You wanna be a fighter? To bear witness to the fitness of a modern day warrior? It's not a career, it's an opportunity.

 

[JohnMandick]

"Wikipedia fan"
"Zulu'd"
"Randy joi"

Tito's interviews and affliction commentary also contributed a lot to the sherdog venacular. "Greatest __ of the night". "Let me tell you how you're feeling". "I want to outlive my children" and so on.

No joke, I dreamed about writing an entry for "Zulu'd" last night. Don't get zulu'd. Don't get zulu'd. Oh shit, I just got zulu'd.

"Rickson by armbar" - Means the thread sucks. Results in instant ban because it's too OP.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

 

[Buff]

Man Bear Pig - Abominable CroCop slayer. The most hideous creature ever seen inside an MMA octagon.

Sport Killer - A coach who dares to defy Dana by using tactics to win fights in less-entertaining ways... Also the most succesf coach in UFC history.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

How about the MMA kids?! I know a thread pops up every now and again, but they’re as lost as Sherbro island at this point