Let's make puns

[Hotora86]

BREAKING:
Big rig carrying fruit crashes on 210 Freeway, creates jam.

 

[Hotora86]

Every country has its own mafia; In Russia, the mafia has its own country.

 

[fungi]

Bran: WTF?!! Why is this plate empty? It was full of sausages.
Jojen: Because Hodor ate six.

 

[raty tat tat]

Cassette tapes had a side A and a side B so it's logical that their successor would be a CD.

 

[Deleted member 581347]

Have you seen the new movie about constipation?
It's very satisfying but it took way too long to come out.

Yea, I saw that one, the box office plopped
But the DVD release bloody wrecked em'

 

[fungi]

Bran: WTF?!! Why is this plate empty? It was full of sausages.
Jojen: Because Hodor ate six.

@Hotora86

 

[Hotora86]

@Hotora86

 

[Hotora86]

Have you ever noticed that "due tomorrow" and "do tomorrow" sounds exactly the same?

 

[Hotora86]

- Why is cocoa never on time?
- Because it's choco-late.

 

[Hotora86]

I didn't like @fungi at first but then they grew on me...

 

[fungi]

I didn't like @fungi at first but then they grew on me...

Whale, it's not like you had mushroom for any other "maneuvers"

P. S.
Yeah, we gone take o'er the world...

Resistance is futile:


I iz legion, for we are many!


Fungi will help you to

 

[Hotora86]

I met a man who told me he was a naval doctor.
I had no idea they get so specialized.

 

[Hotora86]

 

[Hotora86]

Blind people can't eat shrimp because it's see food.

 

[cooks1]

Why do thieves have a hard time understanding puns?

Spoiler

--Because they take things literally.

 

[Hotora86]

- What's brown and sticky?
- A stick

 

[Hotora86]

- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
- A stick

 

[Hotora86]

- What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
- A carrot

 

[Hotora86]

- What's red and sits in the corner?
- A naughty strawberry

 

[Hotora86]

- What's green and sings?
- Elvis Parsley