Let's make puns

[fungi]

Jest kidding, like a young goat with a sense of humor.

We're ITT making punks, you pun.
Come on, ketchup!

 

[Ninjaskillz6&9yakuza]

All these suck

 

[Ninjaskillz6&9yakuza]

Some times I get clippling anxiety, get all bent up and tied in a knot...
But a warm bath fixes everything)))

No way this works

 

[fungi]

No way this works

Knee-tin-all.
Read up, brush up on ya kooza skillz, niña!

 

[Losfer Words]

Last night i made a belt out of watches.

Spoiler

turned out to be a waist of time

 

[Hotora86]

Last night i made a belt out of watches.

Spoiler

turned out to be a waist of time

 

[fungi]

I have once "imagined" Theresa May naked in the shower. She gave me a knight-mare.

I had to give her up to the zoo. The horse too.

 

[fungi]

Sound on:

 

[Hotora86]

- Have you read "Anna Karenina"?
- Yes, I have.
- What do you think about the heroine?
- Heroin is a hell of a drug, why do you ask?

 

[fungi]

Me and some of my buddies went to the sauna.
Buncha dicks and assholes. The steam was good tho.

 

[Hotora86]

- So, what do you like to read?
- Kant.
- Ha! and I thought you were an intellectual!

 

[Hotora86]

Julius II called Michelangelo into the Sistine Chapel one day in late summer.

"My son, " he began, "We can no longer afford all the extravagances of the Renaissance."

"What do you mean, Your Holiness?"

"We have to shut you down, Mike"

"Why, Your Holiness?"

"We're Baroque.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

This thread is so bad, @Clippy should be punished with double yellows. See what I did there?

 

[Hotora86]

- My DNA test says that my DNA is backwards!
- And?

 

[Hotora86]

Back in the 80s a Russian wedding was called a Soviet Union.

 

[fungi]

Sound on:

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

What did the fisherman's wife say when he wanted to have sex?

Spoiler

Not tonight dear, I have a Haddock.

 

[Hotora86]

Not a pun but I feel this belongs here.
Real book.

 

[fungi]

Not a pun but I feel this belongs here.
Real book.

Sounds like @lsa's autobiography.

 

[Hotora86]

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank?
He ran away so fast that he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.