Kittens are great aren't they

[Car]

Right now I have 2 kittens and they are the most loveable things in the world, one has heterochromia, the genetic mutation in the eyes that make one a different color from the other.

 

[minute bull]

Good start.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

I want become FBI.

 

[Jing]

Need to learn English first.

 

[Sum]

You're hired.

 

[GSPOAB]

They'd never hire the guy that hitted 209ESE

Got the proof right here pal
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f48/got-hit-car-tonight-2352501/

 

[Jing]

Oh jesus.

 

[MortalWombat]

They'd never hire the guy that hitted 209ESE

Got the proof right here pal
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f48/got-hit-car-tonight-2352501/

lol

 

[minute bull]

Fire bad.

 

[SmokWhed]

I don't think you're cut out for the Culinary Institute of America

 

[Dizzy]

I want become FBI.

Palhares Is Hulk

 

[Phlogiston]

I want become English.

 

[z_zen]

the real terrorists are the government

No way you're getting a clearance.

 

[SevenSamurai]

I was asked along with a few others in my school by FBI recruiters to apply as a foreign language specialist to the FBI

At the time I liked to party and privacy -neither of which is a priority in the FBI -so I never followed up.

 

[mesomorph]

the fu...

 

[chunglii]

They said I could be anything... So I became the intelligence agency of the US government.

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

This feels like a spin-off/rip-off from the "Brutally Honest Personal Ads" thread...

 

[HARRISON_3]

How do you intend to become CIA? Are you a shapeshifter?

 

[MortalWombat]

In Soviet Russia, KGB wants to become you

 

[Car]

No way you're getting a clearance.

Makes me more alluring actually. Im an inverse. For the most part, im the opposite of their conventional requirement detail that is posted on their website.