Kittens are great aren't they

[TeTe]

Cant beat em , join em. I have no real skills but i think alot , i have no personal attachements to anyone, I live and function in my own imaginary world . I sell alot of things on craigslist so i do have people/business skills. I am calm under pressure

You sounds like a real ladies man too. I bet they are soaking their panties thinking about your imaginary friends.

 

[Zer]

I heard Mossad has a better dental package

 

[loyalyolayal]

How do you intend to become CIA? Are you a shapeshifter?

he wizard.

 

[Jake Sonyou]

You got to start training man. Push ups, sit ups, 6min mile.

One of the tests they make you do is spraying in the face with mace. They do it to get you used to it. The best way to prepare for this is to buy 4-5 cans of mace and spray yourself in the face with them.

 

[WARserra]

I want become English teacher.

 

[MortalWombat]

Makes me more alluring actually. Im an inverse. For the most part, im the opposite of their conventional requirement detail that is posted on their website.

Then perhaps you would consider terrorism?

 

[Jake Sonyou]

You sounds like a real ladies man too. I bet they are soaking their panties thinking about your imaginary friends.

Have you seen the type of pussy James Bond pulls? And he's British. I bet any American, especially one as eloquent as TS could pull 2x that.

 

[Car]

You sounds like a real ladies man too. I bet they are soaking their panties thinking about your imaginary friends.

no such thing

 

[Car]

You got to start training man. Push ups, sit ups, 6min mile.

One of the tests they make you do is spraying in the face with mace. They do it to get you used to it. The best way to prepare for this is to buy 4-5 cans of mace and spray yourself in the face with them.

I run a mile in 5:45. im in great shape.

 

[white-pony]

This thread has inspired me to become a general manager of a professional sports organization.

 

[DeadSexyBeasteh]

You have to have a college degree. I tried applying to be a spy.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

I want become Car.

You have to have a college degree. I tried applying to be a spy.

Sorry man but after what you've written in that pornstar thread it's hard to take your posts seriously even if you're being legit.

 

[Car]

Then perhaps you would consider terrorism?

i dont like those people

 

[HARRISON_3]

Do you even lift?

 

[Car]

You have to have a college degree. I tried applying to be a spy.

got one

 

[TeTe]

got one

I'm guessing it's not in English.

 

[GhostZ06]

I want become kgb

 

[GSPOAB]

I want become God

 

[Car]

Do you even lift?

the only resistance exercise i do is pull ups, pushups, jumping squats, boxing combinations, muscle ups, manual labor. weight room is for poseurs

 

[Jake Sonyou]

I run a mile in 5:45. im in great shape.

Better get those cans of mace mate. It's one thing to get in shape. It's another to be able to take mace to the face.