Kittens are great aren't they

[MortalWombat]

i dont like those people

Hmmm... not a team player? Maybe something more lone-gunmanny or bombery would be better?

 

[mesomorph]

Makes me more alluring actually. Im an inverse. For the most part, im the opposite of their conventional requirement detail that is posted on their website.

That's how I convince employers to hire me too.

Hey, I saw that ad of yours. I'm the opposite of the guy you're looking for. Hire me, bitches.



This guy's a troll, right.

 

[HARRISON_3]

All your base are belong to us.

 

[Jake Sonyou]

the only resistance exercise i do is pull ups, pushups, jumping squats, boxing combinations, muscle ups, manual labor

So you don't even lift? Good luck.

 

[minute bull]

I'm guessing it's not in English.

It's not even in Jamaican.

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

I want become God

I want become Jesus.

So you don't even lift? Good luck.

If he doesn't lift they're not gonna let him bang.

 

[GhostZ06]

It's not even in Jamaican.

I want become Jamaican?

 

[DeadSexyBeasteh]

I want become Car.

Sorry man but after what you've written in that pornstar thread it's hard to take your posts seriously even if you're being legit.

Pornstar or Salad Toss thread?

 

[Car]

So you don't even lift? Good luck.

ill start using those old kettlebells in my garage tomarrow . they are 55 pounds each

 

[Jake Sonyou]

I want become Jesus.

Why? The guy clearly had issues.

He gets nailed by a couple of roman guys and runs home to daddy. Doesn't sound very alpha to me.

 

[MortalWombat]

This recruitment video suggests blowing up someone trying to blow up an embassy, you could try that.

 

[GSPOAB]

I want become God

I want become Jesus.

 

[Slick_36]

ill start using those old kettlebells in my garage tomarrow . they are 55 pounds each

LMAO No you did not just say that! You have a disturbing amount of love for Joe Rogan dude.

P.S. You should have started with lighter weights, that's like trying to start benchpressing for the first time and putting up 275.

 

[Jake Sonyou]

ill start using those old kettlebells in my garage tomarrow . they are 55 pounds each

Kettlebells are terrible for you dude. SS+GOMAD is the only thing that will get you ready for the rigors of being a full time spy.

 

[Car]

Kettlebells are terrible for you dude. SS+GOMAD is the only thing that will get you ready for the rigors of being a full time spy.

i will look into that, thank you Jake

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

I want become loved.

 

[Heisenberg]

I want podcast, pero no right now

 

[minute bull]

I want become Jamaican?

Anyting step and me cling to me gun.

 

[Car]

LMAO No you did not just say that! You have a disturbing amount of love for Joe Rogan dude.

P.S. You should have started with lighter weights, that's like trying to start benchpressing for the first time and putting up 275.

Ive had those for years, i can manage them fine. Im 156 lbs now

 

[Fawlty]

You're going to need a lot of vCash to pull this off.

Get in touch with my secretary, we'll talk.