Kittens are great aren't they

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  1. Car Purple Belt

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    Right now I have 2 kittens and they are the most loveable things in the world, one has heterochromia, the genetic mutation in the eyes that make one a different color from the other.

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    Good start.
     
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    Need to learn English first.
     
  5. Sum theres a lot of things that can kill a man

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    You're hired.
     
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    Oh jesus.
     
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  9. norm chef kisses

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    Fire bad.
     
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    I don't think you're cut out for the Culinary Institute of America
     
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    Palhares Is Hulk
     
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    No way you're getting a clearance.
     
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    the fu...
     
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  17. Dragonlordxxxxx Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    This feels like a spin-off/rip-off from the "Brutally Honest Personal Ads" thread...
     
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    How do you intend to become CIA? Are you a shapeshifter?
     
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    Makes me more alluring actually. Im an inverse. For the most part, im the opposite of their conventional requirement detail that is posted on their website.
     

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