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Jones is a Good Christian, I predict he will headline the first ever UFC white house card as Trumpy will want someone with good strong Christian values
It's in the stories.On a side note did noone else notice the statement that when the police arrived they found a woman sitting in the passenger seat naked as s jaybird from the waist down? Did he run off with her knickers or did she just not have any when she got in the car?
For normal folks yes.Having two separate incidents at the of February of different years seems unlikely.
Exacrly.But, if you consider the possibility that he's done this 15 times since 2024 and was only caught twice so far, I think it becomes more realistic.
Perhaps the end of February marks the anniversary of a significant trauma in Jon's life, like being rejected by a ladyboy when he was a teenager or something. So at the end of February each year, he goes a little loco.

How many of you raging turds are from NM and post from your phone? I may have some reports to file.
He lost to Dominick Reyes in February and went into his first retirementPerhaps the end of February marks the anniversary of a significant trauma in Jon's life, like being rejected by a ladyboy when he was a teenager or something. So at the end of February each year, he goes a little loco.
That's not fantasy he really does that shitSorry bro, I don't share your homoerotic Jon Jones fantasies.
If you had read the story:It's in the stories.
As far as the continued "why's he get leaving the scene and not hit and run..." they're basically interchangeable in NM from what I've read (not a lawyer). Since it was single car property damage no major injury or death, it's a misdemeanor.
There were 2 other witnesses besides the woman and the audio of his threats is on body camProbably won't be able to prove dui, but charge him with fleeing and intimidation. The only witness and victim was out of her mind so it's going to be hard to prove anything unless there is a text with threats. Might just get fleeing scene.
Is that true? 2 other witnesses also saw Jon Jones flee the scene?There were 2 other witnesses besides the woman and the audio of his threats is on body cam
There was the guy he ran into and another person and the lady. They all said Jones was driving and ran away. The lady said Jones was heavily intoxicated and the officer who filed the second report also said he sounded heavily intoxicated (I'll have to go back to the video and charges to be sure)Is that true? 2 other witnesses also saw Jon Jones flee the scene?
Or are you talking about the police officers that witnessed the threats Jon made on the phone?
There is probably going to be a hostage taking charge added once they see how long he held the heavyweight title hostage.

Damn, if there are sober witnesses that confirm he ran from the crash, then he should be facing automatic DUI charges.There was the guy he ran into and another person and the lady. They all said Jones was driving and ran away. The lady said Jones was heavily intoxicated and the officer who filed the second report also said he sounded heavily intoxicated (I'll have to go back to the video and charges to be sure)