I was so happy when the VA referred me to a civilian surgeon when I had to get surgery 3 years ago cause the VA surgery department was so backed up.
The VA surgeon was a morbidly obese woman with shaky hands, literally had to be 400+ lbs. She said she was going to have to take a massive chunk out of my belly button area and that I would have and I quote "a very gnarly scar".
The civilian surgeon used robot arms with a remote, came in from the sides, patched me up from underneath, you can't even tell I had surgery. He was one of them smooth dudes in his 50's that looks like he drives a dope Corvette or something