Joke thread

[Other]

All along the Watchtower.

I like your style.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

 

[Tone C]

I like your style.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I dunno but with these jokes I'm falling for you ...

 

[Other]

I dunno but with these jokes I'm falling for you ...

I'm stumped

 

[Tone C]

I'm stumped

Leaf it out.

 

[jeff7b9]

Mickey Mouse filed for a divorce from Minnie.

The judge asked Mickey:

"So you want a divorce because you say she is crazy?"

"No. I said she is fucking Goofy."