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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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TBF, Tom Cruise owns being a shorty. Same with Tom Hardy. They may wear heels for a couple of inches height, which is no worse than a woman wearing a push up bra and lip filler, but Rogan flat out says he is x feet tall.

Same I cant respect liars. Yes Tom isnt lying, and 5"7 isnt that short which he is
 
I also wonder other mens manhood sizes length and girth. I pray to God one day height, penis size, is all public knowledge. Walking around with google glasses it says someones profile, and no cheating legit measuements. I want a Gataca future or something. I want to know if I am bigger


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TBF, Tom Cruise owns being a shorty. Same with Tom Hardy. They may wear heels for a couple of inches height, which is no worse than a woman wearing a push up bra and lip filler, but Rogan flat out says he is x feet tall.
Tom Cruise claims 5'10". Rogan claims 5'8". Cruise is a bigger liar than Rogan.

Edit: It seems he claims 5'9" not 5'10". The 5'10" claim was coming from someone else and I conflated it with him. My mistake. But, still...
 
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I think we need a pic of Tom cruise and Joe Rogan together
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5 what?
Liar!
 
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