Joe Rogan height megathread

[daltonames]

I mean he's short. we know it. Do we need video analysis of exactly how short?

 

[Screwtape]

There's really no shaming you idiots. Who gives a fuck how tall he is?

 

[Anialater]

At least 5'8"

Nice try, Joe.

 

[Sycho Sid]

I really think mods should start handing out cards for this shit. It has moved so far past funny at this point.

 

[mb23100]

In before 50 pages....

 

[midorathirdtiger]

why are people so obsessed with this man's height?

 

[Sycho Sid]

why are people so obsessed with this man's height?

It is just a meme now. And like every meme on the internet, it has to posted constantly for years until finally fades away into obscurity, only to make occasional returns.

 

[MarcusAuerelius]

why are people so obsessed with this man's height?

Its a normal human desire to be better than someone (preferably famous) at least at something... I dont think you would find a poster in those thread who is under 5.3

 

[Bearknuckle]

Its a normal human desire to be better than someone (preferably famous) at least at something... I dont think you would find a poster in those thread who is under 5.3

Man you really got me there. Im not the average 6’5 sherdogger. But if i meet joe rogan i’m going to bump my shoulder on his forehead and then ask for a photo

 

[Robert Clarke]

Covid 19, terrorism, global warming, protests and a lot of wars in the world and you care about Rogans height? Get a life !!

 

[Robert Clarke]

So he is short, he probably has a huge dick!

 

[Bearknuckle]

I really think mods should start handing out cards for this shit. It has moved so far past funny at this point.

Shut up joe. Tell us your real height.

 

[Bearknuckle]

Covid 19, terrorism, global warming, protests and a lot of wars in the world and you care about Rogans height? Get a life !!

Covid 19 - dont got it, vaccinated
Terrorism - ive never met a terrorist in my life
Global warming - i can’t change the planet
Protests - they are idiots
Wars - thats their problem
Joe Rogan’s height - 5’3

 

[Tireur889]

Joe Rogan is between two and eight feet tall

Hopefully that settles it

The mods should really make a sticky on this topic

 

[fingercuffs]

Your fucking obsession about his height is freakish and quite worrying. Bunch of fucking weirdos.

 

[Jar of Flies]

I sat a few rows behind the commentators at a UFC event a few years back. Rogan used a booster seat.

 

[Lovestorm]

Rogan height threads <3

 

[Robbie Brawler]

There's really no shaming you idiots. Who gives a fuck how tall he is?

You sound like someone 5’5” max

 

[wwkirk]

How the hell could Rogan be either 5'10" or 5'3"?

 

[Dao]

How the hell could Rogan be either 5'10" or 5'3"?

Sherdog measuring sistem is more accurate.

Rogan is below 5 inches imo