Joe Rogan height megathread

[wearetheromans]

"I have a lot of violence in me, I look like a violent dude. I have big hands and wide shoulders, there is a lot of violence in history, in my past, in my ancestry"

Lmao, he has "wide shoulders" and bug hands because he's taken HGH for years. He was a skinny little runt in newsradio

 

[KeyboardFighter]

And I'm 6'5" 250lbs with 5%BF, is normal....

Don't you mean 350lbs? Otherwise your stay here is now over. Have to be at least 320 ripped to be a Sherdogger.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Barefoot WMMA FLW and SW are taller than him with shoes (with possible lifts) on.

<Lmaoo><45>

 

[Luckyme]

"I have a lot of violence in me, I look like a violent dude. I have big hands and wide shoulders, there is a lot of violence in history, in my past, in my ancestry"

Lol, I saw this video the other day and this bit was even weirder than the claims about his height. He sounds like he's overcompensating.

 

[TerryBogard]

Joe is not only insecure about his height but also his sexuality, i strongly believe he is gay but ashamed to come out so he lives a straight life in order to fit in but its pretty clear he is gay. He is also a bully and likes to bully people he thinks is weaker than him. He is a closeted narcissist.

 

[thewhiterooster]

it's his lisp. he really said 4'8"

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Joe Rogan is 5' 8 when you use a ruler with a 5 inch half start

 

[wwkirk]

You can thank me now, or you can thank me later.

Maybe he's 5' 7.75" . Don't know, but it's settled.

Is this real? Why would Neil deGrasse Tyson be quizzing him closely about his height?

 

[MeanStreets]

Is this real? Why would Neil deGrasse Tyson be quizzing him closely about his height?

If I remember correctly he was using that as an example, about how a measurement is only as good as the tool you are using to measure. For example, i’m 6’8 260lbs (obviously)…but if I use a different tool I may discover im 6’8.00002 and 260.000008 lbs…

Thats how I remember it, but I also may have made the whole thing up.

 

[FlowchartRog]

LOL at 5'8. Looks 5'6, and it's pretty suspect he sometimes appears significantly taller than others. Must be a lift wearer.

When he's not wearing lifts, the ring girls are much taller.

 

[OneManGang]

Joe is not only insecure about his height but also his sexuality, i strongly believe he is gay but ashamed to come out so he lives a straight life in order to fit in but its pretty clear he is gay. He is also a bully and likes to bully people he thinks is weaker than him. He is a closeted narcissist.

Closeted narcissist? If so, he lives in a glass closet because his narcissism is quite obvious.

 

[TerryBogard]

i meant that he is closeted as in his sexuality

 

[OneManGang]

Lmao, he has "wide shoulders" and bug hands because he's taken HGH for years. He was a skinny little runt in newsradio

His “bug hands” are more concerning than his manletism and imagined violence. That deadly bug grip.

 

[Anialater]

5'6 tops. Like fresh out the bed in the morning.
I've never met anyone that claims 5'8 that was a centimeter taller than 5'6.

 

[spannered]

He was probably 5'7 in his youth and has run with that his whole life while chucking an extra inch in there just out of insecurity.

He's now in his 50's and due to all his lifting over the years and degenerative discs in his spine, he's dropped an inch and a half. A lifetime of HGH has grown his hands and head so much that he now looks disproportionately shorter than he already is.

I'm 35 and I went from 5'10 (177cm) to 5'9 (176cm). I have two discs that have chronic degeneration, which explains why I lost a cm. One centimetre isn't much, but when I was just on the cutoff of 5'10, it seems more significant saying I lost an inch in height. Americans sticking with their shitty imperial system catagorise heights with 2.5cm increments, which is a pretty roundabout way of measuring shit.

But anyway, Rogan is 4"11.

 

[I Am Legion]

He’s 5’8” with work boots on. I still wouldn’t want to fight him. He is in tremendous shape,

 

[Slapchoppin]

he's 5'8" on a 10 foot ladder at best

 

[Fedorgasm]

You can thank me now, or you can thank me later.

Maybe he's 5' 7.75" . Don't know, but it's settled.

That video's hilarious.

Poor Joe. Not really fair since that part about having violence in him was out of context, but all the stuff about his height I guess he deserves.

I mean exaggerate by an inch or two, sure, but don't go so far that everyone questions it constantly

 

[tank666]

And I'm 6'5" 250lbs with 5%BF, is normal....

5% BF? Jesus I hope you're gonna start summer shredding soon to get down to 1% like the rest of us?

 

[steve38]

Thank goodness this height issue is finally settled. Now you can totally focus on his hairline, TRT usage, possible homo-sexuality and dick size.