Joe Rogan height megathread

[MileHigher]

This shit never gets old to you guys?

 

[Aberlour]

Calm your titties. I don't cheat on my wife, I don't do drugs, I don't juice, I'm there for my kids and I'm saving lives for a living (paramedic). That already makes me a better person than Hogan as far as the people I care about are concerned. Stop idealizing that guy for fuck sake, he's doing podcasts and describing fights, he's not an astronaut! Are you 13 yo?

And we're making fun of his height because it's a running gag on Sherdog, we're having fun, that's it. Get over it. No we don't really give a shit how tall he is.

Slight overreaction...

 

[Ken Oath]

Shit sorry guys running a bit late.

 

[Frode Falch]

Why does everyone care about Rogan's height?

Not everybody. Just a small tight group. They are into height, hairlines, fashion, and other gay stuff.

They are not everybody. But they are loud and everywhere. So it kinda feel that way.

 

[AtaTheCrow]

How is weather down there manlet?

being a Man doesn't mean you are a manlet little one and i don't mean your height of course. You are weak and little as man for feeling better bc of your height.

Man up and stop bein a girl.

 

[The Fat Mexican]

Slight overreaction...

Getting triggered because some people are having fun on a board over a celebrity's height is the only overreaction I've seen here mate

 

[The Witcher]

Rogan is short no doubt. Hasn’t let that get in the way of being highly successful and motivated though. I liken this thread to the peasants in game of thrones, looking for any excuse to lash out at the royals to make them feel better about themselves and their peasantry

 

[superpunch]

Bryan Callen is 5'11ft here He is next to "5'8ft" Rogan

He literally looks exactly 5'8" though

 

[BitFlip]

I think these threads are funny, mostly because I think it's people 5'8 that are annoyed he's claiming their height. Why else would anyone care this much?

 

[Can’t Handle My Riddum]

Rogan has more confidence than literally anyone on this forum

How does anyone on the internet possibly think they can call someone of his sort of status insecure ?

Most people here cant even talk to a girl without stumbling over themselves

This is my favourite post of an albeit young 2020. Ridiculously accurate.

 

[DaleBoca]

Why does everyone care about Rogan's height?

It is just one of those running gangs around Sherdog. There are certain things in these neck of the woods that become recurring joke, don’t take it so seriously.

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Rogan has more confidence than literally anyone on this forum

How does anyone on the internet possibly think they can call someone of his sort of status insecure ?

Most people here cant even talk to a girl without stumbling over themselves

Of course he does

Nearly every wee cunt I know that is under 5'6 are arrogant little pricks

they have tried so hard to make up for their lack of stature by being successful (which I do respect)

Barring the odd alpha boss standing 6'4 plus, most male managers I see now are guys under 5'9

Joe could be a billionaire and have 100 black belts, but the guy is still insecure about his height, just like Tom Cruise!

 

[Dana's Moonface]

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Definitely 5’8 here

Conor is likely a tad under 5'9 and Joe is probably wearing lifts

5'6 at best!

 

[Taco Loco]

high heels aren't only for women is what this thread seems. I...

 

[pick999]

Toe rogan is 1/4 deron winn

He dwarfs him

 

[pick999]

Joe is 6 foot 5 in his mind

 

[91 seconds]

Conor is likely a tad under 5'9 and Joe is probably wearing lifts

5'6 at best!

Yep. We can all joke and stuff but Rogan without shoes is probably no taller than 5'6'' and I feel I'm being generous with that, like barely scraping it. The more muscle he puts on makes his body structure look more midget like. He has dwarf features.

 

[Sarge3000]

5 foot 4 at best

What I'm curious about, is what kind of evolutionary path produces a body like that?
It's so weird. A White guy with the compressed body of a Chinaman.

 

[Sarge3000]

Why does everyone care about Rogan's height?

It's not just the height brother. It's the proportions.
He has abnormally short legs. That is the anti-thesis of a well proportioned body.

It looks like stunted growth.

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Yep. We can all joke and stuff but Rogan without shoes is probably no taller than 5'6'' and I feel I'm being generous with that, like barely scraping it. The more muscle he puts on makes his body structure look more midget like. He has dwarf features.

He seems to suffer Palumboism

Palumboism is a term that was coined after seeing the expanded belly of bodybuilder Dave Palumbo. This condition usually affects the midsection. The ribs, waist and pelvis grow disproportionately to the rest of the body.

My guess is he does mainly martial arts training, rather than lift many heavy weights, but he still uses loads of drugs

You can't suffer that condition without extreme use of hgh