Joe Rogan height megathread

[Sarge3000]

He seems to suffer Palumboism

Palumboism is a term that was coined after seeing the expanded belly of bodybuilder Dave Palumbo. This condition usually affects the midsection. The ribs, waist and pelvis grow disproportionately to the rest of the body.

My guess is he does mainly martial arts training, rather than lift many heavy weights, but he still uses loads of drugs

You can't suffer that condition without extreme use of hgh

Wtf is the picture on the left side real?


Dude looks like my dead grandfather.

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Wtf is the picture on the left side real?


Dude looks like my dead grandfather.

Looks like internal growth famed by hgh use (mis)

I have used steroids in the past (going to again soon lol), but I have never used hgh

It's very costly and I wouldn't want to buy it on the black market and it maybe be bunk

it's the fountain of youth, but apparently can cause internal growth and even acromegaly in extreme doses

 

[MescalineDreams]

Rogan is short no doubt. Hasn’t let that get in the way of being highly successful and motivated though. I liken this thread to the peasants in game of thrones, looking for any excuse to lash out at the royals to make them feel better about themselves and their peasantry

 

[MescalineDreams]

This is my favourite post of an albeit young 2020. Ridiculously accurate.

Lol appreciate it bro

I have my moments

 

[MescalineDreams]

Of course he does

Nearly every wee cunt I know that is under 5'6 are arrogant little pricks

they have tried so hard to make up for their lack of stature by being successful (which I do respect)

Barring the odd alpha boss standing 6'4 plus, most male managers I see now are guys under 5'9

Joe could be a billionaire and have 100 black belts, but the guy is still insecure about his height, just like Tom Cruise!

Maybe. I could see him wanting to project an image of being taller. I feel someone like Rogan doesn't give a fuck tho

This is a dude who's done dmt and gotten blasted into the spiritual realms like 100 times. I doubt he cares too much about such petty things. I wouldn't

But yeah otherwise I agree fully

 

[cheesus]

He probably was 5'8" at one point and has potentially lost an half an inch or so, he looks relatively close to 5'8" to me.

Red faced goof is a solid 5-10"-5'11". Rogan is no shorter than 5'7"

 

[Haj01]

These types of threads are hilarious and never get old

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Maybe. I could see him wanting to project an image of being taller. I feel someone like Rogan doesn't give a fuck tho

This is a dude who's done dmt and gotten blasted into the spiritual realms like 100 times. I doubt he cares too much about such petty things. I wouldn't

But yeah otherwise I agree fully

I am mildly trolling man, but shorter guys do push harder at times!

I was a very good Gaelic player (Irish football) at school and for my local club, but I didn't try hard

One of the best players on the team was about 5'4 and 125 lbs

he had a baby face and this big deep voice lol

We always said he had small man syndrome, but the guy is pretty much a millionaire now and a very successful business man

 

[wilKO]

Bryan Callen is 5'11ft here He is next to "5'8ft" Rogan

Bryan is sitting on a chair. 1 foot below ground level.

 

[Harlekin]

Someone should shoop Rogan at trying to reach the human growth hormone on the counter

 

[IIIIIIII]

Then why does he say he's 5'8 when he's clearly 5'5?

this is why it's hilarious that rogan lies about his height. it's not like people can't find these things out, then you unfortunately do end up looking insecure about it. that's the problem with fame. all your bullshit gets called out. with the money and fame, comes a price.

 

[Doughie99]

McGregor is leaning in and likely to be barefoot or wearing sandals and he still looks about 1 inch taller than Joe, Rogan 5'6ft confirmed,

I'd say this is fairly accurate. 5'6 to 5'6.5" is about right for Rogan's height. He's nowhere near 5'8".

 

[Sarge3000]

I am mildly trolling man, but shorter guys do push harder at times!

I was a very good Gaelic player (Irish football) at school and for my local club, but I didn't try hard

One of the best players on the team was about 5'4 and 125 lbs

he had a baby face and this big deep voice lol

We always said he had small man syndrome, but the guy is pretty much a millionaire now and a very successful business man

Shorter guys do better at strength performance than taller guys.
I follow the Olympics closely and Olympic weightlifting is always dominated by Chinese, Iranians, sometimes Germans. All the top athletes are short & stocky, and generally speaking the Asian/Chinese & Iranian build is short & stocky.

I am 1.90m with the typical Greek physique and I have to work double as hard to work my strength.
That said, in every other sport I overtake shorter stockier guys. I run faster, jump higher, have more endurance, and in martial arts I have reach and height advantage.

Genetic predisposition is everything in sport my man. Especially at elite levels.
Forget being over 1.90m and being elite weightlifter.
Forget being a midget and being an elite sprinter.

That said, when it comes to Rogaine, he's just unhealthy on so many levels.
As countless people have pointed out, he's on so many red flags:
Terrible diet, mostly meat based
Various PED abuse
Does no cardio/wellness training (hiking in forests, etc).
Takes recreational drugs
Lives in his head and obviously insecure man (no meditation/breathing/mindfulness).

I give him another 10 years or less before he starts having heart attacks & blood clots.

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Shorter guys do better at strength performance than taller guys.
I follow the Olympics closely and Olympic weightlifting is always dominated by Chinese, Iranians, sometimes Germans. All the top athletes are short & stocky, and generally speaking the Asian/Chinese & Iranian build is short & stocky.

I am 1.90m with the typical Greek physique and I have to work double as hard to work my strength.
That said, in every other sport I overtake shorter stockier guys. I run faster, jump higher, have more endurance, and in martial arts I have reach and height advantage.

Genetic predisposition is everything in sport my man. Especially at elite levels.
Forget being over 1.90m and being elite weightlifter.
Forget being a midget and being an elite sprinter.

That said, when it comes to Rogaine, he's just unhealthy on so many levels.
As countless people have pointed out, he's on so many red flags:
Terrible diet, mostly meat based
Various PED abuse
Does no cardio/wellness training (hiking in forests, etc).
Takes recreational drugs
Lives in his head and obviously insecure man (no meditation/breathing/mindfulness).

I give him another 10 years or less before he starts having heart attacks & blood clots.

I am a powerlifter myself and was competing in the 100/110 kg classes

I am 6'1, but the best guys are normally much shorter than me, bar a couple of freaks that were tall and lean

 

[Ballsaque]

Rogan has more confidence than literally anyone on this forum

How does anyone on the internet possibly think they can call someone of his sort of status insecure ?

Most people here cant even talk to a girl without stumbling over themselves

You can easily be insecure regardless of status, sweety

 

[Ancient Warrior]

He also lays claim to be 200 lbs.

The guy is definitely insecure.

 

[Iroh]

Shorter guys do better at strength performance than taller guys.
I follow the Olympics closely and Olympic weightlifting is always dominated by Chinese, Iranians, sometimes Germans. All the top athletes are short & stocky, and generally speaking the Asian/Chinese & Iranian build is short & stocky.

I am 1.90m with the typical Greek physique and I have to work double as hard to work my strength.
That said, in every other sport I overtake shorter stockier guys. I run faster, jump higher, have more endurance, and in martial arts I have reach and height advantage.

Genetic predisposition is everything in sport my man. Especially at elite levels.
Forget being over 1.90m and being elite weightlifter.
Forget being a midget and being an elite sprinter.

That said, when it comes to Rogaine, he's just unhealthy on so many levels.
As countless people have pointed out, he's on so many red flags:
Terrible diet, mostly meat based
Various PED abuse
Does no cardio/wellness training (hiking in forests, etc).
Takes recreational drugs
Lives in his head and obviously insecure man (no meditation/breathing/mindfulness).

I give him another 10 years or less before he starts having heart attacks & blood clots.

Seems like you know little of Rogan, which is pretty normal for most haters. He does a lot of the shit you listed that he supposedly doesn't do.

 

[AtaTheCrow]

Shorter guys do better at strength performance than taller guys.
I follow the Olympics closely and Olympic weightlifting is always dominated by Chinese, Iranians, sometimes Germans. All the top athletes are short & stocky, and generally speaking the Asian/Chinese & Iranian build is short & stocky.

I am 1.90m with the typical Greek physique and I have to work double as hard to work my strength.
That said, in every other sport I overtake shorter stockier guys. I run faster, jump higher, have more endurance, and in martial arts I have reach and height advantage.

Genetic predisposition is everything in sport my man. Especially at elite levels.
Forget being over 1.90m and being elite weightlifter.
Forget being a midget and being an elite sprinter.

That said, when it comes to Rogaine, he's just unhealthy on so many levels.
As countless people have pointed out, he's on so many red flags:
Terrible diet, mostly meat based
Various PED abuse
Does no cardio/wellness training (hiking in forests, etc).
Takes recreational drugs
Lives in his head and obviously insecure man (no meditation/breathing/mindfulness).

I give him another 10 years or less before he starts having heart attacks & blood clots.

His giet could be better.
He is not abusing PEDs, he is using them to his own good. Bc of that he will live longer and look younger, healthy.
Dos not cardio... well he is sure fucking alot, cardio is on point.
Taking recreational drugs will only do him and everybody good. You just have to not abuse it.
Lets see how is he doing in 10 years.

 

[Regal Boy]

Why are incels so obsessed with height?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Is it a running joke to talk about his height? Something that's hilarious thread after thread?

Because if not, y'all are obsessed and it's unhealthy.