Joe Rogan height megathread

[Cat Biscuits]

I honestly don't understand everyones obsession with his height.

But then again I always forget that everyone here is 6'5 and shredded, with big dicks who do nothing but fuck all day long, make 500k a year, and can beat up anyone they want whenever they want.

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

I honestly don't understand everyones obsession with his height.

But then again I always forget that everyone here is 6'5 and shredded, with big dicks who do nothing but fuck all day long, make 500k a year, and can beat up anyone they want whenever they want.

800k*
But otherwise spot on

 

[chairman11]

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Definitely 5’8 here

I doubt it, conor is probably bare foot while rogan has his heels on.

 

[MrCasual]

Depends on the shoes you wear my friend.

 

[The Fat Mexican]

Proof that Joe isn't 5'8". In fact he's a tad taller than 4'0"

 

[DragRacer]

I can’t hate on the guy, he’s better than me at just about everything.
I’m 6’2” , in great shape and 10 years younger but Rogan would still kick my ass and has made more $ than I will in my entire life so hey... tip of the hat to that little midget who has made an amazing life for himself despite not exactly getting dealt pocket aces in the poker hand of genetics.

 

[MescalineDreams]

I read it and I’m explaining that he can’t more have confidence than anyone on this forum as long as I’m around/and other confident non Manlet sherdoggers are around, kapish
rogan needs roids, shoe lifts and yes men to feel like a man

I don't think you have any idea how much confidence you need to operate on such a high status social level in society

Most people here couldn't even talk to a single girl without stumbling over themselves, getting in their head and losing their frame.

Now imagine having cameras pointed at you constantly. Imagine rubbing shoulders with the highest social class on the planet, some of the most confident people on earth.

You have no idea dude.

Celebrities are on a different level.

You really think height means anything in that context?

 

[MescalineDreams]

Look at all the white knights in this thread. LOL.

Less about white knighting and more about calling out people for their beta behaviour

 

[The Fat Mexican]

It's a way for insecure, jealous and bitter people to feel superior to someone who's better than them

Calm your titties. I don't cheat on my wife, I don't do drugs, I don't juice, I'm there for my kids and I'm saving lives for a living (paramedic). That already makes me a better person than Hogan as far as the people I care about are concerned. Stop idealizing that guy for fuck sake, he's doing podcasts and describing fights, he's not an astronaut! Are you 13 yo?

And we're making fun of his height because it's a running gag on Sherdog, we're having fun, that's it. Get over it. No we don't really give a shit how tall he is.

 

[Kaffebaggel]

I don't think you have any idea how much confidence you need to operate on such a high status social level in society

Most people here couldn't even talk to a single girl without stumbling over themselves, getting in their head and losing their frame.

Now imagine having cameras pointed at you constantly. Imagine rubbing shoulders with the highest social class on the planet, some of the most confident people on earth.

You have no idea dude.

Celebrities are on a different level.

You really think height means anything in that context?

Napoleon had the highest social standing of all in the country that was the envy of the western world at the time and was of average- to above average height. Someone made up a line that he was a short fella and nowadays that's mostly what he is remembered for.

But yeah, a modern celebrity is above these things...

 

[AtaTheCrow]

pure fucks that believe they are better than anoother man bc of height... im really sorry for you guys, no really, have you nothing else to be proud of??

Rogan is a successfull reach man that haves everything he wants and is way above healthy. Hating on his height is weak, what are you little girls??
Chill and go do something that makes you a better man pussies.

 

[Deleted member 510653]

I'd like to come on that show and just swipe all those gadgets and junk off his table.. Just clear the whole thing off to where it's just microphones and leave

 

[mooseman17]

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lol the fish one is unreal

 

[MescalineDreams]

Napoleon had the highest social standing of all in the country that was the envy of the western world at the time and was of average- to above average height. Someone made up a line that he was a short fella and nowadays that's mostly what he is remembered for.

But yeah, a modern celebrity is above these things...

Not my point

But sure

 

[MescalineDreams]

Calm your titties. I don't cheat on my wife, I don't do drugs, I don't juice, I'm there for my kids and I'm saving lives for a living (paramedic). That already makes me a better person than Hogan as far as the people I care about are concerned. Stop idealizing that guy for fuck sake, he's doing podcasts and describing fights, he's not an astronaut! Are you 13 yo?

And we're making fun of his height because it's a running gag on Sherdog, we're having fun, that's it. Get over it. No we don't really give a shit how tall he is.

I call it like I see it

I dont idolize anyone

And yeah, the meme ppl are cool. I'm mostly referring to those who actually take it seriously lol

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Rogan wears 2 inch lifts. When he’s barefoot, dude is 5’5 maybe 5’6 tops.

 

[Coconutwater]

McGregor is leaning in and likely to be barefoot or wearing sandals and he still looks about 1 inch taller than Joe, Rogan 5'6ft confirmed,

I shook his hand at a jiu-jitsu tournament, he is 5'6" FOR SURE.
He's a hair above 5'7" with heavy boots and may be taller if he uses lifts.

When I saw him, he was wearing heavy boots and even then, he wasn't 5'8", trust me.

 

[Danis_champ]

pure fucks that believe they are better than anoother man bc of height... im really sorry for you guys, no really, have you nothing else to be proud of??

Rogan is a successfull reach man that haves everything he wants and is way above healthy. Hating on his height is weak, what are you little girls??
Chill and go do something that makes you a better man pussies.

How is weather down there manlet?

 

[Jesus X]

I'm 5'8" if I meet rogan at
otero I'll let you know if he is my height.

 

[superdiazbrothers]

He might have been 5' 8" in his prime when he had a full head of hair but he is 52 years old, bald and has had some spinal degeneration, he might have lost an inch or two over the years.