Joe Rogan height megathread

[Da Speeit]

Yea but you have soft, girly hands and Rogan trains UFC so you lose

I would tap Joe in the gi.

 

[lostdog000]

height surgery is a real thing. he could gain 2" if he really cared

 

[MWB1982]

height surgery is a real thing. he could gain 2" if he really cared

I watched his podcast where he talked about this surgery.

I think he will eventually get the surgery done.

Rogan is obsessed with his body and his appearance. He obsesses over other men and their bodies as well.

He had serious issues on this matter..

 

[Scerpi]

If you had been taller it would have landed just fine

lol... Genius

 

[Scerpi]

Uh... the relevance of this post to this thread just flew right over my head.

ok manlet...

He's listed as 5'10 or 5'9... but it's rumored he's 5'7 or 5'8. .. and wore those thick shoes on Star Trek. IDGAF though, he's still a legend in my eyes.

 

[dissectingaorticaneurysm]

I wont lie, I never even realized how short he is until this thread

and I watch his podcast on YT almost every day and watch most PPVs

wtf

If you actually watched those PPV's you'd realize Rogan is shorter than Annik and Cruz (both of whom are literal midgets).

 

[dissectingaorticaneurysm]

height surgery is a real thing. he could gain 2" if he really cared

They crack your leg bones and stretch them. I don't think Rogan is willing to give up his BJJ and karate kicks on the heavy bag for 2 extra inches.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

If you actually watched those PPV's you'd realize Rogan is shorter than Annik and Cruz (both of whom are literal midgets).

I thought he was like 5'8" not 5'6"

That's a pretty huge difference in terms of definate halfling territory

 

[lostdog000]

they say hgh makes u taller when u take it as an adult. lord knows hes on that stuff. but it just increases torso and head size.
see tito for example

well 1 article i read said that. others have said no
but titos head i swear has increased since he first hit the ufc

 

[Wadtucket]

they say hgh makes u taller when u take it as an adult. lord knows hes on that stuff. but it just increases torso and head size.
see tito for example

well 1 article i read said that. others have said no
but titos head i swear has increased since he first hit the ufc

Looks normal to me

Those square toe dress shoes are disturbing though

 

[Oogie Sharp]

Looks normal to me

Those square toe dress shoes are disturbing though

Lmao...Jesus Christ is that a shoop, or is Tito's head THAT big. Christ...

 

[Horse Style]

Looks normal to me

Those square toe dress shoes are disturbing though

Mexican Elmer Fudd here looks more and more cartoonish every picture I see him in

 

[Midnighter]

Frodo Shapiro claims 5'9 but he's pushing 5'6 AT BEST

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BLOWN TF OUT!

 

[The HAMA]

BLOWN TF OUT!

He shouda said he was 5'5" or even 5'6" that would have been more believable but NOOOOOOOO 5'9". As a man you gotta be confident about yourself and carry yourself well but lying about height seems like a very insecure thing to do.
That's like saying to a girl your dick is 8" only to find out that it's only 8" on Iphone 11 super wide lense. You do that, you getting no pussy. Just laughs

 

[Jesus X]

I'm mad at joe for claiming to be part of our manlet duke crew(5'8") prince(5'9")king(5'10").MANLET DUKES ASSEMBLE!

 

[Jesus X]

notice how their height is the same but Rogan's head and hands are twice as big.

it looks like dom is still an inch taller here by his shoulders being higher and his eyes.

 

[Jesus X]

lol you tried to claim you dont care about height and hairlines and then had to emphasize that you're a tall manlet with his hair intact. See, the thought that strangers on the internet might suspect you are short(er) and bald bothered you enough to deny it!

he had to emphasize he was a manlet king and not one of us subordinate princes or manlet dukes(represent)like me.

 

[Jesus X]

6'3?

Manlet exposed

probably a lanklet 6'3" 145lbs or a skinny fat.

 

[Jesus X]

If you actually watched those PPV's you'd realize Rogan is shorter than Annik and Cruz (both of whom are literal midgets).

lol I don't think cruz is a literal midget . a figurative midget perhaps. would be cool if he was literally a midget first midget champ.

 

[dissectingaorticaneurysm]

lol I don't think cruz is a literal midget . a figurative midget perhaps. would be cool if he was literally a midget first midget champ.

this guy comes close.

TFW towered by flyweights.