Joe Rogan height megathread

[King Joffery]

I never realised he was so short. Can't look at him the same way anymore, I don't think I can listen to his podcast anymore tbh.

 

[TidWell]

I never realised he was so short. Can't look at him the same way anymore, I don't think I can listen to his podcast anymore tbh.

Rogan lost two inches in height from heavy squats

 

[TidWell]

BLOWN TF OUT!

He reminds me of his fellow Jew manlet Corey Feldman who is 5’4 but claims 5’9.

 

[Oogie Sharp]

I have a new appreciation for Tom Cruises height now.

Meeting with Ukaranian president yesterday.

 

[TidWell]

I have a new appreciation for Tom Cruises height now.

Meeting with Ukaranian president yesterday.

That president must be tiny to be dwarfed by a 5’6 Tom Cruise

 

[Midnighter]

Jew manlet

You need to chill.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Here's the real one
@Hitto @MikeMcMann @Jack Reacheround

At least I'm taller than him. @HI SCOTT NEWMAN @Wadtucket

 

[TidWell]

You need to chill.

What did I say wrong

Corey Feldman is a known frauder on height, here he is with the owner of celeb heights who is a legit 5 foot 8 barefoot. Feldman who claimed 5 foot 9 for years is dwarfed by him. Ben Shapiro also claims 5 foot 9 and is the same height as Feldman 5 foot 4.

 

[Midnighter]

What did I say wrong

Corey Feldman is a known frauder on height, here he is with the owner of celeb heights who is a legit 5 foot 8 barefoot. Feldman who claimed 5 foot 9 for years is dwarfed by him. Ben Shapiro also claims 5 foot 9 and is the same height as Feldman 5 foot 4.

It's 2019, you can't just go around saying jew manlet all willy nilly.

 

[Zer]

It's 2019, you can't just go around saying jew manlet all willy nilly.

This. No need to diss a man on his height, just focus on the Jew thing

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

At least I'm taller than him. @HI SCOTT NEWMAN @Wadtucket

Your tail is longer than your legs @Sir Galahad , but still love ya lots

 

[Wadtucket]

What did I say wrong

Corey Feldman is a known frauder on height, here he is with the owner of celeb heights who is a legit 5 foot 8 barefoot. Feldman who claimed 5 foot 9 for years is dwarfed by him. Ben Shapiro also claims 5 foot 9 and is the same height as Feldman 5 foot 4.

That would put Rogan at a solid 5'1'', AT BEST

 

[Midnighter]

That would put Rogan at a solid 5'1'', AT BEST

Rogan actually gets shorter every time his name is mentioned.

 

[Winter-John]

I have a new appreciation for Tom Cruises height now.

Meeting with Ukaranian president yesterday.

More sneaky Scientology camera tricks. It's obvious they're standing on a slope so Cruise seems less midgety. Look at the guy behind him gripping the edge of that table so he doesn't slide down the room.

 

[EndlessCritic]

haha

I was laughing at this as I assumed it was a brilliant shoop. That someone just shrunk his lower half a litte. Then I google searched and found it is real. I am guessing 5'6" is about right and he uses lifts at times when in public to appear up to 5'8".

Are you retarded? This is the original:

 

[MikeMcMann]

Are you retarded? This is the original:

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I don't get the joke. They are the same pic.

 

[TidWell]

More sneaky Scientology camera tricks. It's obvious they're standing on a slope so Cruise seems less midgety. Look at the guy behind him gripping the edge of that table so he doesn't slide down the room.

lol but Tom Cruise is also wider, that Ukraine president is just straight up tiny, he could hide behind cruise.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Rogan actually gets shorter every time his name is mentioned.

4’11” now

 

[Jesus X]

height surgery is a real thing. he could gain 2" if he really cared

he could gain up to a foot they turn actual midgets in normal humans with that surgery.

 

[Wadtucket]

New video has emerged indicating Rogan is actually about 2'11''