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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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This thread made me think of a great prank video idea.

The premise is you and a friend walk around with a measuring tape, then you ask someone how tall they are...then take the measurement of them barefoot to see if they are lying.
 
Rogan hates taking pics with fans, you cant help thinking its because of his height lol
 
Nothing. Because I believe there is a spiritual superiority in being good looking etc and feeling happy. No 5"5 guy is truly happy, look at Joe Rogan tons of money still lying about height. Nothing beats raw sexual lust attraction a woman feels to a man, and only good looking men know this feeling but its heavenly. At 5"5 that isnt happening.. Maybe id go to 5"9 if you gave me insane looks there some 5"9 elite male models, I am a weak 5"11 and had a late growth spurt there is a marketable difference in 5"9 flat vs weak 5"11 or tall 5"10. I dont want to be back to what I once was
What if you were 5 8 5 9 but could do nba dunks on a 10 foot hoop
 
With all this talk about Joe Rogan and his height, lets see what most of us think his height is.

I'd say he's 5'7" as tall as Tom Cruise.

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