Joe Rogan height megathread

[PinkFlammingo]

Yall getting hard over a short man potentially being shorter?

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

This. Really dont understand the obsession

It's that "What do they have to hide?" fascination that conspiracy theorists share.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I don’t care about Rohan’s height. Why does anyone care unless to say they’re much taller than he is so they can feel better about themselves? This is not the way to get over your insecurity about whatever it may be. They say to get over those is by addressing them and working to become better at whatever it is about which you are so insecure.

 

[GtehMVP]

The funny thing is that the real pic isn't too different, always cracks me up. And for those who keep asking why anyone cares, it's because Joe does, as he's constantly lying about it

 

[Kaybee]

If he’s lying about his height then what makes you think he’s telling the truth regarding his penis size?

Considering the happenings in the porn thread it's probably safe to assume that TS has that vetted for

 

[evansusmc2]

A guy that became a 100 millionaire for doing what he likes to do. Yeah.... he's gonna catch some HATE from sad individuals. And it's exploded since the spotify deal.

 

[Zinger]

A Sherdog thread complaining about dishonesty.


lol

 

[mb23100]

I've seen Joe at work several times. When I heard him tell Theo he was 5'8" I literally lol'd in my car.

 

[Timetravel_0]

Most guys think they are honestly a couple inches taller than what they really are. I know my height exactly and talking to some coworkers, they are delusional at how tall they think they are.

 

[William Huggins]

Something I've learned about closeted homo/bisexual men over the years on Sherdog. They are absolutely obsessed with...

• The height of male celebrities
• Speculations of furtive plastic surgery by female celebrities
• Steroid use among male fitness models/influencers
• Dick size statistics
• Nutrition
• Friction coefficients for lube
• Which Bluetooth butt plug

Fixed it for you buddy.........

 

[Yoel Bromero]

I think we're all here bc we are 6'5 and too comfortable with the roll of the dice we got. Joe's got that little man energy and a non-stop drive to be bigger somehow.

If he was taller he would have been an awesome sherdogger no doubt.

 

[Oeshon]

it doesn't matter as everyone under 6 foot is a manlet regardless.

 

[Lethal_Striker]

Why does it really matter that much to you why an announcer/podcaster lies about his height? Is this that important of an issue to you?

 

[original doom]

Something I've learned about closeted homo/bisexual men over the years on Sherdog. They are absolutely obsessed with...

• The height of male celebrities
• Speculations of furtive plastic surgery by female celebrities
• Steroid use among male fitness models/influencers
• Dick size statistics
• Nutrition

nutrition ?

 

[lostdog000]

height surgery is a real thing
lord knows he can afford it...

 

[Henry Swanson]

The funny thing is that the real pic isn't too different, always cracks me up. And for those who keep asking why anyone cares, it's because Joe does, as he's constantly lying about it

My 5 year old daughter was having a real tough time going to sleep last night so she asked me to lay down with her. She finally fell asleep and of course I made the mistake of looking at this thread. I tried to fight it but I couldn’t and ended up bursting out laughing at these pics.

 

[Oceanmachine]

Tbh is more interesting why you care this much rather why he does this

I mean, why he does it seems obvious, dude have an insane manlet complex and it clash bad with being exposed to a wide public
Why you care this much is more


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I don’t care about Rohan’s height. Why does anyone care unless to say they’re much taller than he is so they can feel better about themselves? This is not the way to get over your insecurity about whatever it may be. They say to get over those is by addressing them and working to become better at whatever it is about which you are so insecure.

Because I look up to Rogan and I dont respect lying. I wish he could just own his shortness

 

[Oceanmachine]

it doesn't matter as everyone under 6 foot is a manlet regardless.

I would take 5"11 or 5"10 with a big dick and superior looks over 6"0 or taller and average penis and less looks.

I wouldnt go to 5"9 at all. Let alone 5"8 or shorter

 

[Bacco]

Because I look up to Rogan

See, we found the problem

 

[Oeshon]

I would take 5"11 or 5"10 with a big dick and superior looks over 6"0 or taller and average penis and less looks.

I wouldnt go to 5"9 at all. Let alone 5"8 or shorter

What would it take for you to be 5'5. Everyone has a price.