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Joe Rogan height megathread

How tall do you think Joe Rogan is?


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I respect Joe

But it makes me sad that he wont budge on his "I am 5"8 flat " stuff


Joe is honest about his net worth, his balding, his penis size, his opinion in why hair transplants arent worth it, and is honest on his steroid and drug use in general, he is honest on his fears, everything. Why not his height? We know 5"8 is impossible for him





https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html



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Who cares. How does it affect your life?

He’s a millionaire and a popular guy who is insecure about his height since childhood.

Winners have insecurities too.
 
What would it take for you to be 5'5. Everyone has a price.

Nothing. Because I believe there is a spiritual superiority in being good looking etc and feeling happy. No 5"5 guy is truly happy, look at Joe Rogan tons of money still lying about height. Nothing beats raw sexual lust attraction a woman feels to a man, and only good looking men know this feeling but its heavenly. At 5"5 that isnt happening.. Maybe id go to 5"9 if you gave me insane looks there some 5"9 elite male models, I am a weak 5"11 and had a late growth spurt there is a marketable difference in 5"9 flat vs weak 5"11 or tall 5"10. I dont want to be back to what I once was
 
Who cares. How does it affect your life?

He’s a millionaire and a popular guy who is insecure about his height since childhood.

Winners have insecurities too.

Every thread about his height someone says "who cares"

Well you care to comment.

Leave the thread. I look up to part of Joe Rogan and lose respect for his lying. He should be honest
 
I respect Joe

But it makes me sad that he wont budge on his "I am 5"8 flat " stuff


Joe is honest about his net worth, his balding, his penis size, his opinion in why hair transplants arent worth it, and is honest on his steroid and drug use in general, he is honest on his fears, everything. Why not his height? We know 5"8 is impossible for him





https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html



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5'11" guys will always say they're 6'0". 5'7" guys will always say they're 5'8". And they have even more incentive to embellish because that's the cutoff point for manlets in the West.
 
I don’t care about Rohan’s height. Why does anyone care unless to say they’re much taller than he is so they can feel better about themselves? This is not the way to get over your insecurity about whatever it may be. They say to get over those is by addressing them and working to become better at whatever it is about which you are so insecure.

Keep Rohan out of your mouth pleb

King Theoden died a true 5'8 saving mankind.


Bernard Hill Height
5ft 8 (172.7 cm :D
 
5'11" guys will always say they're 6'0". 5'7" guys will always say they're 5'8". And they have even more incentive to embellish because that's the cutoff point for manlets in the West.

Well good thing I live in a CM country where its harder to lie because CMs are more accurate.

6 foot is 183cm

But on dating apps women say minimum 180cm. 180cm is 5"11, well technically its 5"10, &0.90 or so
 
5'11" guys will always say they're 6'0". 5'7" guys will always say they're 5'8". And they have even more incentive to embellish because that's the cutoff point for manlets in the West.
I'm literally 5'11" and always say that I am 5'11" lol

I can tell when someone is used to lying about their height when I mention my height to someone a few inches shorter than me and they are totally convinced that I'm "at least 6'1" bro"
 
The guy obviously shorter than 5'9" and probably around 5'6". He's obviously not that tall.
 
I respect Joe

But it makes me sad that he wont budge on his "I am 5"8 flat " stuff


Joe is honest about his net worth, his balding, his penis size, his opinion in why hair transplants arent worth it, and is honest on his steroid and drug use in general, he is honest on his fears, everything. Why not his height? We know 5"8 is impossible for him





https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html



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Why do you wish for that? Dont you have better things to spend your time on?
 
He's in his 50s, he probably lost about an inch in height. His peak height was probably 5' 7.5" so he was rounding up to 5'8". Just like I round up my height to 6'8" even though I'm only 6' 7.5" so I can proudly say I'm average height for a Sherbro.

Mystery solved
 
I think we need a Joe Rogan subforum.

Or at least a "Joe Rogan Height" sticky.
 
Im more interested why people care about height of a man in his fifties

probably because it's hard to overlook such a big lie lol. it's like a fat chick telling everyone she's skinny. it's too obvious not to say something.
 
Of course he lies about his height. Wouldn't you if you were 5'5 fresh out of bed in the morning?

I mean I wish I was 6'4 but I'll just have to live with being 6'3.
 
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