Media Izzy Stylebender's coach told him he is about to fight a cheat

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  1. Rum

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    Cliffs
    • Anderson's a drug cheat
    • MMA fans are weirdly forgiving of cheats compared to, say, cycling fans
    • A drug cheat opponent is easier to break down
    • Should punish PED cheats by taking their entire purse instead of none of their purse
    • Definitely something suss about Jones tests
     
  2. Klaavical

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    Dude looks like Kim Thayil from Soundgarden
     
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    Well.. he is right.

    Lucky izzy isn’t a wrestler or Anderson will be cheating holding on to his shorts for dear life too.
     
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    Looks like Tyson Pedro's crackhead uncle.
     
  5. Rum

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    Ha, that dude was awesome, Badmotorfinger is one of my favourite albums of all time.

    I remember an interview where Thayill took the piss out of cookie monster death metal for acting like they're scary. "Iggy and the Stooges are way more scary than any of those dorks."
     
  6. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    WTF???


    FFS HE BROKE HIS FUCKING LEG IN HALF.


    He used a few PEDs to be fight ready in less than a year when doctors said he'd never walk again!

    Give the guy a fucking break
     
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    Yup Badmotorfinger is their best album IMO
     
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    You can’t be serious?
     
  10. AndyHugMercury

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    A lot of Anderson's opponents failed multiple tests too and were admitted cheaters. Is normal
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    ???

    Go watch the video of him snapping his fucking leg again.
     
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    Pretty sure doctors never said he wouldnt walk again. He snapped his leg he didnt fucking break his neck/back.
     
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    Lol at bringing up cycling. Couldn't be more wrong. There isn't a serious cycling fan in the world who doesn't know that every single top cyclist is filled with an entire pharmacy worth of illegal PEDs.
     
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    Pretty sure they did.
     
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    Lol, he held his shorts to keep him from backing away while he punched him in the face with the other hand hockey fight style.

    Not really my definition of " holding on for dear life".
     
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    not all

    deal with it
     
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    I bet more people would think Stylebender is just 1 of dozens of nicknames of Anderson Silva and obviously more fans for each alias.
     
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    Anderson is a disgrace.
     
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    If Anderson pops again it will just be those PED's he used from back when his leg fell off pulsing back out of his fatty tissues. That shit is all legal nowadays. You have to remember that this was before Jon Jones legalised PED usage in UFC.

    Kind of disappointing this stuff has to keep being explained to you guys.
     
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