It was my first time, and my butt really took a hard pounding

[Spounman]

 

[deviake]

don't be a soy cycler

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[horc00]

TS says his ass is sore because he rode a "mountain bike".

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

SMH.. was ready to talk shop about ass fucking.. Instead its some gay cycling thread..

 

[Thai Domi]

 

[dipstickjimmy]

Decided to try mountain biking for the first time and holy shit was my ass unprepared for the utter beat down it got from that bicycle seat.

Feels like I have giant bruises on my ass today.

I figure I was probably supposed to spend more time standing up on my pedals but the uphill sections burned out my legs so bad that I wound up sitting on the seat more often than I should have. And the small bumps in the trail that didn't hurt at the time, really hurt this morning when I woke up.

Also my bike doesn't have shocks. So maybe I need to invest in a modern bike. I just didn't want to spend money since it was my first time.

It probably didn't help that you had one of those Dildo bike seats.

 

[Fedorgasm]

It probably didn't help that you had one of those Dildo bike seats.

That was the only part I enjoyed

 

[Contempt]

That was the only part I enjoyed

You do realise that you were supposed to use lube right?

 

[Jesus X]

Buy a bigger and more padded seat I never use those thin ass seats

 

[Jack Reacheround]

You know what they say the hardest part of mountain biking is, right?















It’s going uphill.